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Apr 27, 2017 · A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks ...
- A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
- A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
- A man walks into a bar, orders a drink. Downs it really quickly. Orders another. Downs that one too.
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Watch A 'Will They'/'Won't They' Walks into a Bar (Season 3, Episode 1) of Undateable or get episode details on NBC.com
Mar 31, 2016 · The German replies, "Nein, just one." 11. George R. R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar, and everyone you've ever loved dies. 12. The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense. 13. So a five dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. This is a singles bar."
The comedy from Cougar Town's Bill Lawrence follows the lives of Danny Burton (Chris D'Elia), bar owner Justin Kearney (Brent Morin), Danny's recently divorced sister Leslie Burton (Bianca Kajlich), as well as bar regulars: Shelly (Ron Funches), Burski (Rick Glassman) and Brett (David Fynn).
Oct 9, 2015 · A Won't They Walks Into a Bar: Directed by Phill Lewis. With Chris D'Elia, Brent Morin, Bianca Kajlich, Bridgit Mendler. Danny decides to interfere with Justin and Candace's relationship as they near the point of making things official; Burski announces he has a girlfriend; Leslie decides a new look is in order.
The basic syntax is as follows: "A <noun> walks into a bar and <humorous event happens>". First recorded example [ edit ] The earliest known example of a bar joke is Sumerian , appearing in the form of two slightly different versions of a proverb inscribed alongside many others on two clay tablets [1] [2] excavated at Nippur at the end of the ...
