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Wedding Crashers Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Crashers take care of their own. Wedding Crashers Rule #2: Never use your real name.
- “I’m sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don’t even know what that meant.” – John Beckwith.
- “Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner here.” – Jeremy Grey.
- “I’m a little too traumatized to have a scone.” – Jeremy Grey.
- “You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!” – Mrs. Kroeger.
- Samantha Maffucci
- Advice we should all follow. “Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”
- Classic. “You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.”
- The perfect way to schmooze. “True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.”
- Way to be a bummer. “Love doesn't exist, that’s what I’m trying to tell you guys. And I’m not picking on love, ‘cause I don’t think friendship exists either.”
Best Wedding Crashers Quotes "You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house." - Jeremy Grey "I made you a painting. I call it ‘Celebration.' It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it." - Todd Cleary "Don't ever leave me." "Good. ‘Cause I'd find you!" - Gloria Cleary "Yeah! Crab cakes and football.
Wedding Crashers Quotes. Wedding Crashers. Quotes. Himself: Hey, I'm Kelly. I've got a compulsion. Jeremy Grey: She's fit for a strait-jacket. This broad's fucked three ways towards the weekend.
The Wedding Crashers Rules: Rule #48 - Make sure all the single women at the wedding know you're there because you've just suffered either a terrible breakup or the death of your fiancee. Rule #49 - Always work into the conversation: "Yeah, I have tons of money.
Wedding Crashers Quotes. I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while. Jeremy Grey. Permalink: I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have... Added: August 22, 2006; John Beckwith: We lost a lot of good men out there. Bridesmaid: Playing with the Yankees?
- Eric Hochberger
The wedding crasher is never sitting down. The go-to crasher trick: Something you just can't fake are seating arrangements and escort cards, so if the wedding has assigned seats, the jig is up. Unless, of course, he just never sits down.