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Look at every day and smile that God has kept you alive, ‘cause there’s nothing sweeter than life.”. – Joe Dirt. 2. “But you gotta keep going. I won’t quit. That’s not an option. You gotta keep on keeping on. Life’s a garden, dig it, and make it work for you. You never give up, man.
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May 18, 2024 · Joe Dirt is the story of an underdog who never gives up. Despite being born with a mullet and raised in a trailer park, Joe Dirt (played by David Spade) always tries to make the best of every situation. And that positive attitude is what makes him so lovable! In this article, we’ve collected 130 of the best Joe Dirt quotes for you to enjoy.
- 294 VOTES. Life's A Garden. Video: YouTube. Joe Dirt: Life's a garden, dig it. 294 votes.
- 135 VOTES. You Like To See Homos Naked? Video: YouTube. Cajun Man: [Weird Cajun accent] Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: What? Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
- 223 VOTES. Snakes & Sparklers. Video: YouTube. Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis? Kicking Wing: No.
- 131 VOTES. Why Don't You Talk Into The Microphone? Photo: Columbia Pictures. Joe Dirt: [tapping his arms] You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone.
- “You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.” – Joe.
- “You’re gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?”
- “No, afraid not. That just a big ol’ frozen chunk of poopy.” – Meteor Bert.
- “I got the poo on me!” – Joe.
Sep 20, 2023 · — Joe Dirt. 4. “You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it into the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. Check, one, two, testing, testing. Yup, they both workin’, and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up?” — Joe Dirt. 5. “My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool ...
Joe Dirt: Well today I'm gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner that's right I said Hemi. Jill: Wow. A Hemi. Balls to the Wall. Joe Dirt: Yep, left it at a friends house. Joe Dirt: actually it got towed away two years ago. Joe Dirt: but I'm picking it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break ...
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Joe Dirt: Directed by Dennie Gordon. With David Spade, Brittany Daniel, Dennis Miller, Adam Beach. After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
