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Scary Movie 2 (2001) - * Hanson: All right, who's ready for a wing? * Dwight Hartman: Yours or the turkeys?
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[deleted scene]God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes He could be a real asshole. Praying for twenty-four years, not one goddamn message on my answering machine. If You're liste...
[while exorcising Megan] Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy, Holy Lord, Almighty Father, Everlasting God, who once con...
[grunting on the toilet] Oh, God. Please, Lord, help me to release this demon! (groans and farts forcefully and is relieved) Ahh! Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. Oh... hold on. (farts...(as Megan's head spins around, Father McFeely turns to leave) Fuckthis!Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. I say when we pull the plug. We're about to make the scientific discovery of the century, and I am thisclose to getting laid.
Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some reallove.(to Cindy) Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a fuckin' rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging fr...God damn it, what the fuck did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!Cindy: (screaming)Oh my God, Brenda! We're gonna die!Brenda: It would have just been you if you had just, shut the fuck up!Exorcist Party Go-ers: (singing)Shake ya ass! Watch ya self! Shake ya ass! Show me what you workin' with!Mrs. Voorhees: (singing)Attention, all you young players and pimps, right now is the place to be.Father Harris: (singing)I thought I told y'all niggas before, y'all niggas don't fuck with me!We Lied.The Movie That Dares You To Come.More Merciless. More Shameless.Cindy: Brenda, it was Mardi Gras, I never drank Vodka before, and I was outta beads! Brenda Meeks: No, not that tape Cindy. Anyway, you watch the tape, and when it's over, your phone rings. And this creepy voice says, "You're Gonna Die In Seven Days", and seven days later...
Sep 16, 2020 · Laugh your scares away with the funniest quotes from Scary Movie. Filled with funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a bunch of parodies, the hugely popular 2000 horror comedy movie was followed by four sequels.
Scary Movie 2 quotes. 16 total quotes. Alex. Father Harris. Father McFeely. Parrot. Professor. View Quote ( to Cindy) Oh, God, will you shut the **** up!
