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A great memorable quote from the Clerks II movie on Quotes.net - Becky: [after walking on the donkey show] I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... And I can't look away.
[after walking on the donkey show] I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... And I can't look away.
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- Randal Graves
- Dante Hicks
- Jay
- Elias
- Becky
- Dialogue
- Cast
One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake! Criminology! Who the fuck were we studying to be: Batman?So that's the way you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I thought you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back, the only person who'd take a bullet for me,...Man, you must love this fucking guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I have to go down to Florida and get married beca...What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look at weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sexyou'll never have yourself?You never go ass to mouth!What'd you do that for?! You realise he just thinks you're trying to get him into a three-way with us now, don't you?You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or may...[from an alternate introduction to the characters] Ooh, I fucking hate sobriety, tubby! Everything's so crisp and loud now, and boring. It's boring, son! It's boring! Well, you could do more to hel...That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.What's sexierthan an elf princess's sword?I hope that donkeydoesn't have a hiney troll.At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!I'm telling you this only because I'm your friend... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.[after walking on the donkey show] I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... And I can't look away.Elias: I've turned down chicksleft and right!Randal: Your chicks areyour left and right.Randal: Dude, The Transformerssucked.Elias: Oh, no they didn't. They were more than meets the eye. They could beat the pants off Ranger Danger any day.Randal: Yeah, I'll lose sleep wondering whether you're right about that or not. Thought you weren't allowed to watch a lot of TVin your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.Elias: Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't really that blasphemous because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines and it's not a slight against God.Becky: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away. Wife : I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hatemonger! Husband : I will.
Clerks II is a 2006 American black comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the sequel to his 1994 film Clerks, and his sixth feature film to be set in the View Askewniverse.
Jul 21, 2006 · Clerks II: Directed by Kevin Smith. With Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith. A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.
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View Quote Elias: [removing a smoking black basket of fries] I don't think these look right. Randal Graves : Jesus! Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
