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- Randal Graves
- Dante Hicks
- Jay
- Elias
- Becky
- Dialogue
- Cast
One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake! Criminology! Who the fuck were we studying to be: Batman?So that's the way you see all this time we've spent together? That's weird, man. I thought you were the only guy in the world who got me and had my back, the only person who'd take a bullet for me,...Man, you must love this fucking guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I have to go down to Florida and get married beca...What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look at weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sexyou'll never have yourself?You never go ass to mouth!What'd you do that for?! You realise he just thinks you're trying to get him into a three-way with us now, don't you?You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or may...[from an alternate introduction to the characters] Ooh, I fucking hate sobriety, tubby! Everything's so crisp and loud now, and boring. It's boring, son! It's boring! Well, you could do more to hel...That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.What's sexierthan an elf princess's sword?I hope that donkeydoesn't have a hiney troll.At Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!I'm telling you this only because I'm your friend... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.[after walking on the donkey show] I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... And I can't look away.Elias: I've turned down chicksleft and right!Randal: Your chicks areyour left and right.Randal: Dude, The Transformerssucked.Elias: Oh, no they didn't. They were more than meets the eye. They could beat the pants off Ranger Danger any day.Randal: Yeah, I'll lose sleep wondering whether you're right about that or not. Thought you weren't allowed to watch a lot of TVin your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.Elias: Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't really that blasphemous because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines and it's not a slight against God.Clerks II (2006) - * Randal Graves: [describing the Lord of the Rings Trilogy] Here's the first movie. * [walks a few steps, staring blankly] * Randal Graves: And here's the second movie. * [walks a few steps again, pretends to trip] * Hobbit Lover: He is way off, loser.
Clerks II quotes. 25 total quotes. Becky. Dante Hicks. Elias. Jay. Randal Graves. View Quote ' [Dante and Randal are arguing about a wheelchair-bound person Randal is trolling online] Dante Hicks: This guy found a way to reach out to a world he feels isolated from, and you found a way to take issue with it.
Randal: When ****ing Frodo wakes up from his little coma or whatever and the little Hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed. And Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very ****ing gay look. Elias: Not the Rings Randal. Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the Rings out of this.
