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Apr 27, 2017 · Refresh your dad joke repertoire and earn your rightful place as the resident comic at your local bar with these great “walks into a bar” jokes.
- January Nelson
- A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”
- A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
- A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.
- A man walks into a bar, orders a drink. Downs it really quickly. Orders another. Downs that one too.
Jun 12, 2024 · Colin Quinn made half of a “guy walks into a bar joke” in 2016, bravely skewering those affected by racism, sexism, ableism and transphobia: “A featureless, colorless, nonsectarian, non-gender specific person of indeterminate origin… walks into a bar.”
- Best Life Editors
- So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. This is a singles bar. "
- Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
- A crab walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint please, but if I'm not satisfied with it, I'd like to be compensated with ten bottles of champagne."
- A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here." A time traveler walks in a bar…
A collection of the best walks into a bar jokes. The basic idea behind the ever-so-popular “a guy walks into a bar” or “a man walks into a bar” is that someone or something (real or unreal, animate or inanimate) walks into a bar and then the punchline happens.
Jun 2, 2023 · Walks into a bar jokes are great for any occasion. They can make people huff, blow air forcefully from their nose and more importantly, make them laugh. From witty jokes to maths jokes.
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Jesus and the apostles walk into a bar. He takes a stool by the bar and orders, "13 glasses of water please" while winking at his group.
