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Find over 100 quotes from Chubbs, Happy Gilmore's caddie and friend, in this classic comedy film. Chubbs shares his golf tips, stories, and opinions with humor and wisdom.
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Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it....
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- Casey Mathis
Happy Gilmore (1996) - * Chubbs: [standing outside the batting cage] Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. * Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened? * Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. * Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black? * Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my ...
Jul 13, 2021 · Find the funniest and most memorable lines from the 1996 comedy movie Happy Gilmore, starring Adam Sandler as a hockey player turned golfer. See quotes from Happy, Chubbs, Shooter, Bob Barker and more.
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
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1. “Oh yeah. Lotta pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it. It’s circular. It’s like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse, and it goes up and down, and around. It’s circular. Circle, with the music, the flow. All good thing...
10. Shooter McGavin: “You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!” Happy Gilmore: “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?” Shooter McGavin: “No!” 11. Virginia Venit: “Hey, hey, hey, hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course.” Happy Gilmore: “That’s right, I’m gonna beat your ass on the course!” Shooter McG...
17. “Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy, tap, tap, taparoo.” – Happy Gilmore 18. Virginia Venit: “I thought we were going to be just friends.” Happy Gilmore: “What? Friends listen to ‘Endless Love’ in the dark.” 19. “Damn you, people. Go back to your shanties.” – Shooter McGavin 20. Hal L.: “Good news, everybody, we’re extending...
21. “Damn you, people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.” – Shooter McGavin 22. Grandma Gilmore: “How’s that nice girlfriend of yours?” Happy Gilmore: “Oh, she got hit by a car. She’s dead.” 23. “I’d love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can’t, you know, because I’d get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on, ‘Let’s Make A Deal.’”...
It’s normal to dream of attaining a specific career in life. We might even have an idol we want to embody in the future. However, sometimes, our choices won’t always work out. For Happy Gilmore, he’d always wanted to become a professional hockey player. But, life had other plans for him. It’s the same in our lives. While it’s good to fight for what...
Photos. Quotes. Chubbs : [standing outside the batting cage] Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. Happy Gilmore : Yeah? What happened? Chubbs : They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. Happy Gilmore : Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black? Chubbs : Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
Jul 6, 2023 · Chubbs: Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent and self discipline. Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass. Chubbs: Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball 400 yards.
