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- There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up. George Burns. Morning, Silly, Wake Up.
- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns. Funny, Happy Birthday, Humor.
- Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns. Inspirational, Funny, Running.
- I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns. Inspirational, Life, Time.
Mar 9, 1996 · Enjoy the best quotes by George Burns, a famous American comedian and actor. Find his witty and humorous remarks on aging, sex, death, cigars, and more.
- “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” ― George Burns.
- “Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” ― George Burns.
- “If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ” ― George Burns.
- “You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.” ― George Burns.
- I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. George Burns. Funny, Humorous, Kids.
- Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size. George Burns. Shoes, Size, Young.
- I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini. George Burns. Jogging, Martini, Spills.
- Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns. Funny, Humor, Good Woman.
Mar 9, 2024 · George Burns (20 January 1896 – 9 March 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor and comedic partner and husband of Gracie Allen. Quotes [ edit ]
Mar 17, 2021 · Looking for the best George Burns entertainment? These George Burns quotes about age, happiness, and more are perfect for your search!
A collection of witty and humorous quotes by George Burns, a comedian, actor and writer who worked in vaudeville, radio, film and television. Find out his opinions on aging, marriage, show business, death, cigars and more.
