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Jan 20, 2008 · It's not you, it's me. a funny clip from the great george costanza want to see more of seinfeld? then go out and buy the many seasons of seinf ...more.
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- “Please, A Little Respect, For I Am Costanza, Lord Of The Idiots.” Season 2, Episode 5, "The Apartment" In an early episode of Seinfeld, George tries out a social experiment by wearing a wedding ring to see if it makes him more approachable to women.
- “Oh Yeah? Well, The Jerk Store Called. They’re Running Out Of YOU!” Season 8, Episode 13, "The Comeback" It may sound lame, but that's exactly why this is one of the funniest George Costanza quotes, as George wears his lameness proudly.
- “But You Are, Blanche! You Are In The Shackles!” Season 4, Episode 12, "The Airport" In the episode “The Airport,” as George gets to the last magazine on the shelf before a convicted criminal (who is photographed on the cover), he channels Bette Davis in the movie What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?.
- “Worlds Are Colliding!” Season 7, Episode 8, "The Pool Guy" Anyone who has ever been in a long-term relationship can relate to George’s “Worlds are colliding!”
It's not you, it's me is a popular phrase used in the context of breaking up, and is intended to ease the dumpee's feeling in the knowledge that it was not their fault, but rather the fault of the dumper. The phrase was used by John Belushi to Candice Bergen in the S2 E10 December 11, 1976 skit of Saturday Night Live.
- "It's Not A Lie If You Believe It." The words for George's tombstone. Not only is this saying so quintessentially Costanza; it is also such profound wisdom that not even Freud or Plato could compete.
- "Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?" When George lands a job at Pendant Publishing, where Elaine also works, one of his first moves is to have sex with the cleaning lady on top of his desk.
- "You're Giving Me The 'It's Not You, It's Me' Routine? I Invented 'It's Not You, It's Me.'" Yet again, this scene is priceless and proves Jason Alexander's monumental acting skills - George Costanza will not be dumped on the wrong terms.
- "You Should've Seen The Look On Her Face. It was The Same Look My Father Gave Me When I Told Him I Wanted to Be A Ventriloquist." Before national college scandals, there was George Costanza I.Q.
Mar 29, 2023 · From his failed romances to his outlandish schemes, George's best moments on Seinfeld are still remembered and quoted by fans to this day. We've rounded up some of our favorite scenes where he stole the show.
Sep 30, 2019 · Whether he knew it or not, George was actually capable of some very interesting words of wisdom. Though they might not have sounded genius at the time, on their own they are quite interesting. Here are the ten nuggets of wisdom from George Costanza. It’s Not a Lie if You Believe It