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  1. Happy Gilmore: [shouts] He shoots, he scores! [Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore: Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. Chubbs: Good plan. [Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. The two of them walk away]

    • Bob Barker

      Happy Gilmore: [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member...

    • Mover

      Happy Gilmore: Is that good? Mover: That's unbelieveable....

    • Chubbs

      Happy Gilmore: [shouts] He shoots, he scores! [Happy turns...

    • Gary Potter

      Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it....

    • Happy Gilmore

      Happy Gilmore Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996) Share. Tweet...

    • Mr. Larson

      Mr. Larson: [after bending Shooter's club and while he's...

  2. Virginia: [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! You want to beat him? Beat him on the course. Happy Gilmore: That's right, I'm gonna beat your ass on the course! Shooter McGavin: Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard. Lee Trevino: Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard.

    • Stephen Tompkins
    • “I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!” — Shooter McGavin. Everyday use: When the words leave your mouth faster than you can think about them.
    • “Psycho!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When you’re not the crazy one.
    • “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore. Everyday use: When inanimate objects get the best of you.
    • “Mista, mista. Get me outta here.” — Nursing Home Patient. Everyday use: When you want to leave a party.
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    Chubbs: Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent and self discipline.
    Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass.
    Chubbs: Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball 400 yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!
    Happy: And how would I do that?
    Chubbs: You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.
    Happy: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?
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  3. Shooter McGavin : [to Happy] Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. Just hit your ball... if you can find it. [the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin] Shooter McGavin : I tell you, the real winner today is the city of Portland. Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. I bet you put something to the water.

  4. Sep 19, 2023 · FAQ Shooter Mcgavin Quotes . In “Happy Gilmore,” how does Adam Sandler’s character uniquely motivate the golf ball? Adam Sandler’s character, Happy Gilmore, uniquely motivates the golf ball with the line, “That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!”

  5. I bet you put something to the water. View Quote Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say. View Quote Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. Just hit your ball... if you can find it. View Quote This is Shooter's tour!

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