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The bell ringer at a church dies... So they put out an ad for a new ringer, and on the first day a guy shows up for the job. He climbs the bell tower, and rather unexpectedly, he runs and jumps and hits the bell with his face. He continues to ring the bell this way for the rest of the time.
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Jul 19, 2020 · The priest ran outside to the body and asked the gathering crowd if anyone knew who he was and they all said no, but his face did ring a bell. A few minutes later another man walked up and claimed that the armless man was a dead ringer for his brother. 👍︎ 145. 💬︎. 7 comments.
Quasimodo's brother hears about what happened and decides he wants to follow in his brother's foot steps and also be the bell ringer so he goes to see the bishop. "bishop, bishop, my brother was the bell ringer that died here last week.
Once again, the applicant steppes back, faces the largest bell, runs face first into it, staggers, and falls to his death. When Quasimodo reaches the body, the crowd again asks him who the victim is. He responds, “I’m not sure, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother.
So his replacement shows up -- it's his brother. Same story, no arms, falls dead to the ground. "Anybody know who he is," they ask. "No," says the monk, "but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
“Who is this man?” “I don’t know his name,” sighed the distraught bishop, “but he’s a dead ringer for his brother.” This joke was reprinted from "The Book of Catholic Jokes" by ...
But exactly the same thing happens: the first two attempts are fine, but on the third try, he, too, goes flying out the window and falls dead on the ground. When Quasimodo comes out, they say, "Who was *this* man?" "I never knew his name," comes the reply, "but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
