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After Quasimodo’s funeral the next Sunday, his identical twin brother Farsimodo that no one knew he had was so distraught that he vowed to take up his brother’s mantle. Realizing that the funeral got out right before he had to ring the bells for the first time, he made a mad dash for the spires of ...
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Apr 16, 2019 · It turns out the deceased bellringer has a brother. Shocked, the priest rejects him but when the man says that his brother had interviewed for the job to save the family from starvation, the priest relents and allows him to display his talents.
“Who is this man?” “I don’t know his name,” sighed the distraught bishop, “but he’s a dead ringer for his brother.” This joke was reprinted from "The Book of Catholic Jokes" by ...
Quasimodo rushes to the square below where one of the onlookers ask who he was. Replies Quasimodo: "I don't know, but his face rings a bell!" The next day the dead mans brother arrives, asking to audition for the position to restore his family's honor.
It involved a bell-ringer who rang the bell with his head and had been doing it for generations, longer than anyone could remember but he was kind of a loner. You'd spot him from time to time in town but he mostly stayed up in the tower.
Jul 19, 2020 · A few weeks later, the man's twin brother came to take over the bellman job. On his first day, he too fell from the tower and died. Again, the police wanted to notify the next of kin. The coroner looked at the man and said "I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. "What has happened?" the first breathlessly asked, "Who is this man?" "I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, "but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
