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- “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.”
- “The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name.
- “Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.”
- “Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”
Nov 25, 2020 · Whole-ass one thing.”. “I’d wish you the best of luck, but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.”. “Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That ...
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- “Normally, if given the choice between doing something or nothing, I’d choose nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.”
- “Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” It seems that some of the best and most hilarious quotes catch us off guard. When explaining to Leslie that when he was younger he had two jobs and finished middle school, (which in itself is brilliant, as when asked how old he was, Ron nonchalantly says “eleven”) before bursting out this surprisingly wise quote, with hidden messages about overworking yourself, which is something Leslie tends to do.
- “The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name.
- “Fishing relaxes me, it's like yoga, except I get to kill something” This line doesn’t reveal anything we didn’t already know about Ron, demonstrating his love for fishing and killing something.
Ron Swanson's Best Quotes. NBCUniversal Media, LLC. Ron: "I suffer from a disorder called 'sleep fighting.'". Leslie: "That must be terrible." Ron: "Only when I'm losing." "Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone." [On England] "Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a ...
Apr 28, 2024 · Television. 32 Of The Best Ron Swanson Quotes. Features. By Hugh Scott. published 28 April 2024. It's not just steak, scotch, and woodworking. (Image credit: NBC) Ron Swanson from Parks and ...
Mar 16, 2024 · Top 10 Ron Swanson Quotes “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” — Ron Swanson “Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.” — Ron Swanson “Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim. That way lies madness.” — Ron Swanson “There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food ...
May 20, 2022 · Trying Your Best. "Give 100%. 110% Is Impossible. Only Idiots Recommend That." Although Ron doesn't put much effort into his job in the Parks department, he doesn't shy away from effort in general, as proved by his often labor-intensive hobbies. Where projects that Ron considers worthwhile work are concerned, he advocates for people giving it ...
