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Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Friends, Season 9 movie on Quotes.net.
- Joey Tribbiani quotes 1. "How you doin'?" 2. "Joey doesn’t share food!” 3. "Here come the meat sweats." 4. "Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!” 5. "You can’t just give up.
- Chandler Bing quotes. 12. "I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” 13. "Whapah!" 14. "Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!"
- Ross Geller quotes. 23. “We were on a break!” 24. “Unagi.” 25. “Pivot!” 26. “I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!” 27. "Ugly baby judges you!"
- Phoebe Buffay quotes. 35. "See? He’s her lobster. " 36. "Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper. 37. “Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.
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1. "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." — Monica Geller
Season 1, Episode 1: "The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate" Photo: Pinterest
2. "Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember: If I am harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it wrong." — Monica Geller
Season 10, Episode 16: "The One with Rachel's Going Away Party"
3. "Not just clean, 'Monica clean.'" — Monica Geller
Season 1, Episode 6: "The One With the Butt"
12. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" — Chandler Bing
Season 8, Episode 17: "The One with the Tea Leaves" Photo: Pinterest
13. "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!" — Chandler Bing
Season 3, Episode 4: "The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel"
14. “So it seems like this Internet thing is here to stay." — Chandler Bing
Season 6, Episode 15: "The One That Could Have Been: Part 1"
38. "Oh you like that? You should hear my phone number." — Phoebe Buffay
Season 7, Episode 4: "The One with Rachel's Assistant" Photo: Pinterest
39. “Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.” — Phoebe Buffay
Season 6, Episode 23: "The One with the Ring"
40. “Well, if she isn’t (dead), cremating her was a big mistake.” — Phoebe Buffay
Season 5, Episode 13: "The One with Joey's Bag"
63. "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?" — Rachel Green
Season 2, Episode 1: "The One with Ross's New Girlfriend" Photo: Pinterest
64. “Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?” — Rachel Green
Season 1, Episode 13: "The One With The Boobies"
65. “We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law.” — Rachel Green
Season 7, Episode 11: "The One with All the Cheesecakes"
84. "Food? Oh, give me." — Joey Tribbiani
Season 7, Episode 17: "The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress" Photo: Pinterest
85. “These are just feelings. They’ll go away.” — Joey Tribbiani
Season 8, Episode 16: "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
86. “Here come the meat sweats.” — Joey Tribbiani
Season 8, Episode 9: "The One With the Rumor"
100. "Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha." — Ross Geller
Season 6, Episode 17: "The One With the Unagi" Photo: Pinterest
Ross: “Because my wife's a lesbian... And I'm not one.”
Season 3, Episode 6: "The One with the Flashback"
102. “Look, it's the artist formerly known as Chandler.” — Ross Geller
Season 2, Episode 20: "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
- “Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it!” Monica – The Pilot. A quote about: Reality. Use this when: Someone welcomes a baby. Rachel, the bride who is notoriously known for ditching her first fiancé at her own wedding, officially moves in with Monica after turning up in her wedding dress at Central Perk.
- “Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.” Phoebe – The Pilot. A quote about: Procrastination. Use this when: Your boss asks you to work overtime. It’s all about being blunt and honest when using this line.
- “Not just clean, ‘Monica clean’.” Monica – The One With the Male Nanny. A quote about: Cleaning. Use this when: Your parents inspect your house. What makes Monica happy other than cooking?
- “Oh God. Can open. Worms everywhere!” Chandler – The One Where Joey Moves Out. A quote about: Secrets. Use this when: You find out something weird about your friends.
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- "I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people."
- "Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something."
- "I thought a gynecologist would have no trouble dating women."
- "Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me."
Apr 24, 2018 · Best Friends Quotes. "Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having s**. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me." - Monica Geller.
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Aug 16, 2022 · This list contains the best quotes from the TV show Friends, which should bring you back to the time when there was no better relaxing activity after work than just sitting down, listening to the show’s specific humor, and enjoying a few episodes.
