Natural Born Killers
1994
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May 15, 2021 · Steven Wright - Deadpan & One-Liners | ComedySupport the Channelhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/LaughPlSteven Wright is known for his distinctly lethargic voice...
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- LaughPlanet
Jan 4, 2020 · One of the most original, brilliant comedians ever!Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film ...
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- Gilbert Gottfried Comedy
Jan 19, 2024 · Legendary comedian Steven Wright makes his first appearance on The Late Show, much to the delight of superfan Stephen Colbert. Watch as they talk about every...
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- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
- “I’m going to court next week. I’ve been selected for jury duty. It’s kind of an insane case. 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant …I don’t think they did it.
- “I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… Kept almost dying.” Advertisement.
- “I was walking down the street, there was a sign stapled to a telephone pole that said: Reward, lost $50. If found, just keep it”
- “So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend reading the second hand diary that I bought… ‘I don't remember this.’ She said, “Let me ask you a question: If you could know how and when you were gonna die would you want to know?’
- Nick Venable
- "You can't have everything. Where would you put it? " Even if you had a bag that was big enough to put everything else inside of it, where would you put that bag?
- "I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. " Steven Wright has several jokes about sci-fi-esque ramifications that come from making copies, but this is easily my favorite.
- "It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. " This winner of a joke is the equivalent of saying, "Look, a dead bird!"
- "I lost a buttonhole." My personal all-time favorite Steven Wright one-liner. Like a two-sentence horror story, it's all about the brevity, and he earns all the slow claps here.
Dec 6, 2016 · To celebrate, here are 20 of his funniest jokes. 1. "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." 2. "I almost broke both my arms trying to hold open a revolving door for a woman." 3. "I ...
Oct 20, 1999 · Cursed Friends. Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends. 10/10/2022. Steven Wright describes his new existentialist comedy.
