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With Robin Williams, Peter O'Toole, Rick Moranis, Jimmy Cliff. A retired Chicago firefighter partners with a reggae singer to turn a seedy Caribbean nightclub into a resort for affluent tourists.
- Jack Moniker
- Ernest Reed
- Voit Zerbe
- Solomon Gundy
- Pilot
- Dialogue
- Cast
[handing a fireman, Dave, a newspaper clipping]Read this, pal, and weep: "Paradise for pennies...a Garden of Eden, built on a secluded lagoon with its own private dock and speedboat included. Conta...I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip o...Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.[to Ernest Reed, the owner of Club Paradise, during a storm]Oh, sure! Go start a revolution. It's not gonna look good on your resumé, you know!I ain't one for these songs! I have my own songs—I'm not doing these songs.There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate![during a polo game]Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've gotta deliver.Gentlemen, I just spoke to the owner of Club Paradise, and believe me, he is dyingto sell.Forget this place. You guys are gonna love the Caymans![after hearing Jack's name]Moniker? What kind of a name is "Moniker"?I will crushErnest Reed!I will eathis bones!I'd like to thank you and ask that you remain seated, with your seatbelts securely fastened until the aircraft has come to a complete... [buzzer interrupts his announcement]Brake pressure!
[As tourists are approaching St. Nicholas International Airport] Barry Nye: Isn't that the runway? Pilot: Geez, I hope not. If that runway was any shorter, it'd be a patio! Ernest Reed: What can I do for you, Mr. Gundy? Solomon Gundy: Nice to see you again, Ernest. Ernest Reed: Nice to see you too, Mr. Gundy. Solomon Gundy: Ernest, I come to you to...
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Club Paradise: Directed by Harold Ramis. With Robin Williams, Peter O'Toole, Rick Moranis, Jimmy Cliff. A retired Chicago firefighter partners with a reggae singer to turn a seedy Caribbean nightclub into a resort for affluent tourists.
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- Comedy
- Harold Ramis
- 1986-07-11
Club Paradise is a 1986 American comedy film directed by Harold Ramis and starring Robin Williams, Twiggy, Peter O'Toole and Jimmy Cliff. Set in a fictional Caribbean banana republic, it follows a group of vacationers' attempts to create a luxury resort from a seedy nightclub, and the series of events that take place.
A great memorable quote from the Club Paradise movie on Quotes.net - Jack Moniker: I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it.
