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With Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Frances Bay. After his grandmothers house is repossessed by the IRS, bad tempered hockey player takes his talents to golf to earn the big bucks and get his grandmothers house back.
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
- "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore.
- “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore.
- “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse.
- “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse.
Sep 1, 2023 · 1. “You son of a bitch ball! Why don’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!” – Happy Gilmore. 2. “Dammed alligator just popped up, cut me down in my prime.”
Happy Gilmore quotes. 53 total quotes. Donald. Happy Gilmore. Mr. Larson. Multiple Characters. Shooter McGavin. View Quote Announcer: Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational . View Quote Bob Barker: Alright, Happy.
Donald quotes. View Quote You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, ... » More Quotes from Happy Gilmore ...
A great memorable quote from the Happy Gilmore movie on Quotes.net - Donald: You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... you jackass!
