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Heavyweights: Directed by Steven Brill. With David Goldman, Joseph Wayne Miller, Cody Burger, Allen Covert. Plump kids are lured into joining a posh fat camp with the promise of quick weight loss and good times, only to find that it is a woodland hellhole run by a psycho ex-fitness instructor.
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Tony: Kids: at age twelve, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds are gonna fly, and fat is..... outta...Josh: Oh, my, god.[Tony runs down aisle high-fiving unwilling kids]Kid: I wanna go home!I'm feeling skinny, Tony!Now, I must inform you, I have a severely deviated septum. When I sleep I make a very disturbing sound...Don't be alarmed, I am fine. Now…go to sleep…Hey, don't pee in the water! [Pushes another kid in the water] Hey, don't drink the water, he peed in it!Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp.[in the Camp Hell video] As a healthcare professional, I would like to take this opportunity to warn you that Tony Perkins' weight loss system is not only ineffective, it's also downright dangerous...
[voice-over while writing letter to grandma, he glances at Josh's empty bed and continues] At least Josh got out...where there's food. We have to resort...to more desperate measures.
We're as good as anybody, it's time we started acting like it. First we've got to take control of ourselves before we can take control of this camp. We've got to get healthy for ourselves. We start...
[to Camp MVP member after beating him in naming five American Vice Presidents] You Americans have NO sense of history.
Attention campers, the topic for tonight's discussion is, "Liposuction: Option or Obsession."First we're going to take an hour meditation break. Then we're going to climb that 1000-foot rock face over there with our bare hands and feet. I know you can do it, I have faith in you. But for no...[Tony chases Josh down a hill and Josh gets a leg cramp] Congratulations, you've just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity.[Leading a meditation exercise] Repulse the monkey...part the wild horse's mane.They never met a hot dog they didn't like... until now.They don't run the fastest. They don't jump the highest. But they sure are getting the last laugh.Heavyweights quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseHeavyweights at Rotten TomatoesHeavyweights quotes. View Quote "Congratulations, Mr. Simms. You are the fattest boy in camp." View Quote "Congratulations, you've just joined the 76% of Americans who forget to stretch before doing any physical activity. View Quote "Do it to it, Lars!"
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