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Col. Robert Hogan
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- 1. The Informer Sep 17, 1965
- Lt. Carter enters the camp; Hogan's men discover an enemy spy in their midst.
- 2. Hold That Tiger Sep 24, 1965
- Hogan and his men smuggle a new German tank into their camp to learn its secrets.
- 3. Kommandant of the Year Oct 1, 1965
- Klink learns that Stalag 13 has made the top 10 list of prisoner-of-war camps.
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Hogan's Heroes: Created by Bernard Fein, Albert S. Ruddy. With Bob Crane, Werner Klemperer, John Banner, Robert Clary. The inmates of a German World War II prisoner of war camp conduct an espionage and sabotage campaign right under the noses of their warders.
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Hold That Tiger
1. Master Sergeant Hans Schultz: [Seeing Newkirk in a Gestapo uniform] What a relief, if the Gestapo...Colonel Hogan...what is he doing in a uniform! Colonel Hogan please, oohhh you went too far. I must report this, it would be worth my life if I do not report this. 2. Colonel Robert E. Hogan: It's only until tomorrow, then he's gonna take it off again. 3. Schultz: Aahhh. 4. Col. Robert E. Hogan: After he steals the tank. 5. Schultz: Ohh... 6. Col. Robert E. Hogan: From the panzer division. 7...
Kommandant of the Year
1. Col. Klink: Tell me, Schultz, which colonel is running this camp, Hogan or me? I sometimes wonder. 2. Schultz: Me, too, Herr Komman… 3. [Klink gets up.] 4. Col. Klink: I am the colonel who will sign your transfer for the Russian front. 5. Schultz: Boy, are yourunning the camp! 1. Klink: You said "aimed at England," yeah? 2. Hogan: Mm-hmm 3. Klink: For your information, half of the airfield of Hamburg is missing, destroyed! I must see Major Hauser at once. Maybe he has a better lie than you...
The Late Inspector General
1. Klink: I am well aware, Colonel Hogan, there is nothing you and your men would not do to try to undermine my position, even to have me replaced. 2. Hogan: Replace you, are you kidding? We'd do anything to keep you here. 1. [After Kinchloe switches on a tape of a BBC broadcast in the presence of Klink, Schultz, and the Inspector General von Platzen.] 2. Klink: Schultz! Where is that radio? 3. Schultz: They didn't tell me! 4. Klink: Find it at once! 5. Schultz: Jawohl, Herr Kommandant. 6. Kl...
Hogan Gives A Birthday Party
1. [The men are about to get Schultz to parachute out of an airborne German bomber.] 2. Schultz:: Colonel Hogan! I'm too oldto parachute-jump! 3. Hogan:: Never too old, Schultz. Come on. 4. Schultz:: Colonel Hogan! I'm too bigto parachute-jump! 5. Hogan:: Now thereyou have a point.
The Schultz Brigade
1. Hogan: Let's face it Klink, you blew the ball game! 2. Klink: You're right, Hogan; I blew it. 3. Hogan: Sweetest setup in the whole German Army, and you wanted to be a general! 4. Klink: Hogan, every man in my classhas made general! 5. Hogan: How many have been killed in action? 6. Klink: Quite a few. 7. Hogan: How many have been shot by the Führer? 8. Klink: Quite a few more. 1. [Carter and Newkirk, disguised as POW camp commandants Bussie and Burmeister, have broken into General Burkhalt...
Diamonds In The Rough
1. LeBeau: I say we do it to him before he does it to us. 2. Newkirk: Right. Knock him off. 3. Hogan: Hey, you can't just go around knocking off German officers; the ones that're left start asking embarrassing questions. 1. Klink: Now, Schultz, I want you to treat me as you would any private under your command. Understood? 2. Schultz: Understood. 3. Klink: I don't want any special favors, any special treatment, any- 4. Schultz: You are a private? 5. Klink: Yes, I am. 6. Schultz: Shut up! 7. K...
The Crittendon Plan
1. Schultz: Jawohl, mein Colonel! [Salutes Hogan] 2. Col. Klink: [Shakes his head] Oh, Schultz, you idiot, you don't salute him, he's your prisoner! And see to it that it staysthat way! 3. Schultz: [Salutes Klink]Jawohl, mein Kommandant! 4. Col. Klink: And bring Carter back! Diiismissed! 5. [Klink goes back inside the camp office.] 6. Schultz: Colonel Hogan. What are we reallygoing to do? 7. Hogan: Well, Schultz- 8. Schultz: Tell me nothing! 1. Col. Klink: Why did you keep calling from a beer...
Some of Their Planes Are Missing
1. Hogan: Carter, I don't know what I'd do without you. But sometimes I'd like to try.
D-Day at Stalag 13
1. British General: Hogan. Bit of a dirty trick, flying you to London for an hour of being a free man and then dropping you back at Stalag 13. 2. Hogan: Breaks up the day, sir. 3. British General: [Laughs] You're a good man. [Pulls out a marked map of Europe] Guess what this is. 4. Hogan: D-Day, sir? 5. British General: D-Day. And forget you saw it. [Puts the map away] Now, I can't tell you the exact date. Even to tell you thismuch had to be cleared to the highest level of intelligence. The O...
Clearance Sale at the Black Market
1. Hogan: Gestapo man came to camp and I wasn't told?! Where was I? 2. Kinchloe: Listening to the World Series, with the rest of us. 3. Hogan: Well. First things first.
Hogan's Trucking Service... We Deliver the Factory to You
1. Klink: Hogan, I want my car! 2. Hogan: You'll have it, sir, sooner than you expect. 3. Klink: How can it be sooner than I expect when it is already later than I thought?! Hogan, I have a dinner date, and I want my car by 7 o'clock! 4. Hogan: You'll have it, sir, you have my promise. 5. Klink: I can have your promise anytime I want; this time I want my car!
Man's Best Friend Is Not His Dog
1. Klink: Oh, General Burkhalter! What a pleasure to see you! 2. Burkhalter: Klink! Why is it that you get more of a pleasure seeing me then I do seeing you?
The Klink Commandos
1. Count von Waffenschmidt: This is all a crushing bore. [Gestures irritably at Marya, Klink, and the suitcase chained to his wrist]You, him, this, the Russian front- everything!
The Kommandant Dies at Dawn
1. Schultz: My Herr Ex-Kommandant! 2. Klink: What is it, Schultz? 3. Schultz: I have good news and bad news. 4. Hogan: Give him the good news first, Schultz. 5. Schultz: They ordered you to be shot first thing in the morning. 6. Klink: That's goodnews?! What's the bad news?! 7. Schultz: They're not giving you a blindfold. 8. Hogan: It's hard to believe, even for the Gestapo. 9. Schultz: They're asking for volunteers for the firing squad. 10. Klink: Ha! They'll never get any volunteers from my...
The Big Picture
1. Klink: Now. How much would you and your men like to give to the Winter Relief Fund? 2. Hogan: Are you kidding? We want you to losethe war, remember?
Kommandant Schultz
1. General Burkhalter: "And, effective immediately, all military establishments on the home front will give senior non-commissioned officers command training, with full responsibility and authority." There it is. 2. Colonel Klink: I can't believe it. This order is insane, absolutely insane! 3. General Burkhalter: It is signed "Adolf Hitler". 4. Colonel Klink: Insane, yet, sane. 1. General Burkhalter: Klink, single-handed you cut the Thousand-Year Reich down to a bare six months! In fact, we m...
Its Dynamite
1. Klink: May I ask what the dynamite is for? 2. Hochstetter: You may not. 3. Klink: Then I won't.
The Meister Spy
1. Newkirk: Good evening, Schimmell's Bakery! 2. Klink: Schimmell's Bakery? 3. Newkirk: Hello? Who is this? Is that you, you no good Heinie Bellheim?! 4. Carter: [In a girl's voice] Is it for me, Papa? 5. Newkirk: Never mind! No! You cannot speak to Helga now, she's busy making strudel! 6. Carter: Oh, Papa! 7. Newkirk: And you listen to me, Heinie! You stop calling here, do you understand? Don't bother her, she's a good girl! And go away! Do something! Join the Army!
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Hogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes. Quotes from Hogan's Heroes. Schultz:"Col. Hogan, if you ever escape...." Hogan:"Yeah?" Schultz:"Be a good fellow, and take me with you." Schultz:"I see nothing, I hear nothing, and I say NOTHING!!!" Schultz saluting Hogan:"Jawohl, mein Colonel" Klink:"Oh, Schultz, you idiot. You don't salute him.
