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Jul 15, 2016 · LittleHoots is an app that captures and shares the funny and heartwarming quotes from kids. See examples of kids' wit, wisdom and wackiness on various topics, from accidents to family ties.
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- Emma Davis
17 Kid Quotes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Cry. Kids say the darndest things, often to the surprise and confusion of their parents. Whether they are asking the tough questions about life or having a chat with their toys, sometimes the craziest things come out of the mouths of babes.
- YUMMY MUMMY. My five-year-old sister Madelyn to my step mom Julie: “Mommy, let me smell your breath” (lets her) Madelyn: “I want Krispy Kreme doughnuts too!”
- A VERY FULL SCHEDULE. I asked my four-year-old, Kallum: would you like a brother? Kallum: “Mum I haven't got time for that right now I'm so busy!” SHARED BY: Sarah Jayne Taylor.
- ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. I was complaining about being tired after my now eight-month-old had me up all night, when my four-year-old said, "Well, mom you shouldn't have had a baby if you didn't wanna be up at night!"
- IS THERE A WARRANTY? We were potty training my two-year-old son. He runs to me and says "I gotta pee mommy!" We run to the bathroom and wait for almost three minutes when he looks at me seriously and says, "Mommy, it's broken"
- Sara Gramling
- Sometimes having lower expectations is a good thing. Though we’re kind of concerned about this kid eating an old ice cream cake.
- At least one of the kiddos learned about social distancing. It’s unclear how their math skills are though.
- Kids really do adapt to technology so quickly. Curious to see if the grocery store comes through with those Easter eggs.
- Kid’s games can have SO many rules. It’s their world and we’re just living in it, right?
Nov 15, 2019 · A teacher shares the weird and funny things that kids say when their parents aren't around on her Instagram page, Live from Snack Time. See 40 examples of kids' honest, curious and brilliant comments and questions in this post.
Mar 5, 2019 · Enjoy a collection of hilarious conversations between kids and adults, inspired by the old TV show Kids Say the Darndest Things. From poop jokes to marriage proposals, these kids say the funniest things without realizing it.
Dec 7, 2023 · “Children say the darndest things!” People like to exclaim, but ultimately they are right. Young children in particular tend to not have an agenda and will unflinchingly share their honest opinions. The results tend to be equally as funny as thought-provoking.
