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In the beginning, Men In Black began as a fantastic sci-fi comedy movie based on an obscure comic that made Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones an iconic duo who had a lot of great Men In Black quotes ...
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You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of...![To Jeebs]I want you on the next transport off this rock, or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.A person is smart. Peopleare dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it.1,500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this pla...You see this?! Huh?! NYPD! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!You trying to catch a beat-down, huh?![to Agent K, while wearing his suit for the first time] You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.I hate the living.[examining Rosenberg's corpse] Oh, my God! [laughs]Whoa, buddy, what are you?[to J and K, after blowing up the bug]Interesting job you guys have.[Regrowing his head after K has blown it off]You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?[after being screamed at by K for selling a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid]He looked alright to me![voiceover, as Edwards becomes Agent J] You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MIB Special Services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we...We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard 37-hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it. Or you'll have a psychotic episode.Containment may be a moot point, old friend. The exodus continues. It's like the party's over and the last one to leave gets stuck with the check.Agent K: Que dices si te rompo la cara?(What do you say if I break your face?) [the Guy smiles and nods. He stops, and his own smile broadens and he drops a hand on the Guy's shoulder] No hablas ni una palabra del español, verdad, amigo? (You don't speak a word of Spanish, do you, friend?) [again, the Guy smiles and nods. He looks back at Agent D] ...
"Men in Black," the second Will-Smith-versus-the- aliens picture, is a high- tech comedy, more along the lines of a tight little action movie than a bona fide blockbuster. It was the smallest of th...
Kay: 1500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you "knew" that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow. Jay: It just be raining black people in New York. Kay:
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May 24, 2012 · Starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin, “Men In Black 3” is the new installment of the science-fiction film franchise in which “MIB” agents routinely save the planet from ...
Jul 2, 2022 · The same cannot be said for James Darrell Edwards III, who we come to know as Agent J. Occupying the right border between amazement and quick learner, Men in Black gave Will Smith a challenge in ...
Jul 2, 2017 · He goes under the seat. He stays in the hotel room with her, sleeps on her bed. She orders his meals from room service — steak, chicken…. He drinks only bottled water when he’s on the road ...
Men in Black: International: Directed by F. Gary Gray. With Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Kumail Nanjiani, Rebecca Ferguson. The Men in Black have always protected the Earth from the scum of the universe. In this new adventure, they tackle their biggest threat to date: a mole in the Men in Black organization.
