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  2. Chubbs : You're gonna give that shit up. You're gonna concentrate on golf. Chubbs : [in the parking lot of the golf course] Golf's no different from Hockey. It requires talent and self discipline. Happy Gilmore : Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant.

  3. The crowd goes wild] Happy Gilmore: [ shouts] He shoots, he scores! [ Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore: Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. Chubbs: Good plan.

  4. Happy Gilmore (1996) - * Chubbs: [standing outside the batting cage] Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. * Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened? * Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore. * Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black? * Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my ...

  5. www.quotes.net › movies › happy_gilmore_4959Happy Gilmore Quotes

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    • Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
    • Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
    • Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
    • Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
    • "The price is wrong, bitch" — Happy Gilmore.
    • “You’re gonna die, clown!” — Happy Gilmore.
    • “You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!” — Orderly Nurse.
    • “My fingers hurt” “Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty.” — Old Lady & Orderly Nurse.
  6. Knowing he must improve his short game to win, Happy seeks out Chubbs, who helps Happy improve his putting by practicing at a miniature golf course. As thanks, Happy presents Chubbs with the head of the alligator that bit off his hand, but a startled Chubbs falls out a window to his death.

  7. Jun 13, 2014 · You know that alligator that took your hand...I got his head!Subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/bestmoviequoteFacebook: http://www.facebook.com/best.mov....

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