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    In 2013 Joey Chestnut won the competition for the seventh year in a row, setting a new record by eating 69 hot dogs and buns in just ten minutes. The second runner up “only” managed to eat 51. According to news reports, Chestnut received a prize of $10,000 for his eating performance, and consumed over 20,000 calories during his eating spree.

  2. Martin Luther. "Faith and holiness are inextricably linked. Obeying the commands of God usually involves believing the promises of God." J. Bridges, The Pursuit of Holiness, p. 145. Sermon Illustrations provides sermon illustrations, sermons, eulogies, funeral helps, and counseling aids for ministers.

  3. Jun 24, 1993 · Faith and works should travel side by side, step answering to step, like the legs of men walking. First faith, and then works; and then faith again, and then works again -- until they can scarcely distinguish which is the one and which is the other. William Booth in The Founder's Messages to Soldiers, Christianity Today, October 5, 1992, p. 48.

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    Have you heard the one about the mother who advised her young adult son to invite his new girlfriend over to his apartment for a home-cooked meal? As the man tells his mother the next day, the date didn’t go so well, because the girl refused to cook! This is a great illustration for a subject about selfishness or self-centered expectations. This il...

    Did you know that more Americans can recite the ingredients for a Big Mac than can remember all ten of the Commandments given in the Old Testament? This illustration fromSermon Centralis funny but delivers its shock value in the same punch.

    How is a sermon like a woman’s skirt? It should be long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep you interested! This classic joke – and many other humorous stories and sermon illustrations are onJava Casa. Check out all the great jokes and stories.

    Do you use a GPS when you’re driving? What about using God’s Word like a GPS in life? This page onStuff Christians Likehas three great GPS-related humorous sermon illustrations. Level up your visuals: The 7 Design Mistakes You Might Be Making in Your Church Graphics

    People can't get enough church bulletin bloopers such as this one, “Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.” Why do we find these so funny? Probably because the church bulletin is the last place you'd think you might find humor. Check out these additional 44 church bulletin bloopers at Pa...

  4. Illustrations can be pulled from almost any area of life and brought to bear on faith. You could tell an example of a time you were highly stressed out as a way to kick off a sermon on anxiety and trusting the Lord. Or, you could include a paraphrased (and maybe PG) retelling of David and Bathsheba as an example illustration when preaching on ...

  5. Jul 28, 2003 · Faith and works should travel side-by-side, step answering to step, like the legs of men walking. First faith, and then works; and then faith again, and then works again—until they can scarcely distinguish which is the one and which is the other. William ...read more. Scripture: James 2:14-26.

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  7. Jun 15, 2021 · 1. Faith as a wire. We can picture faith as a connection between the work of the Holy Spirit and the power at work in our new nature. Faith is a wire that conducts a current called grace that flows from the Spirit so that the new nature receives power.4. 2. Faith as an on switch.

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