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Mar 29, 1996 · As the movie opens, Bilko is staging a phony tug-of-war between a horse and a man, raising the stakes each time the man is defeated, until finally they're high enough for the horse to lose. The match is being held at Bilko's motorpool, which also features crap tables, a gift shop and more sale merchandise than the nearest Kmart.
Bilko : What's that music? Bilko : Hello, soldiers. [they look around] Bilko : I'm talking to you. Because that's what you are, really, soldiers. Every last one you with a couple of exceptions. Paparelli : [whispering] He's got a plan. Fender : [whispering] He sure does. Bilko : I'm going to tell you a little story.
The Army is known for churning out lean, mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. But at Fort Baxter, there's one unit that can't even form a straight line... Steve Martin stars with Dan Aykroyd and Phil Hartman in an outrageous comedy from Imagine Entertainment. Martin is the inexplicable, the incorrigible, the invincible Sgt. Ernie Bilko, leader of a ragtag group of the ...
The Army is known for churning out lean, mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. But at Fort Baxter, there's one unit that can't even form a straight line... Steve Martin stars with Dan Aykroyd and Phil Hartman in an outrageous comedy from Imagine Entertainment. Martin is the inexplicable, the incorrigible, the invincible Sgt. Ernie Bilko, leader of a ragtag group of the ...
Sgt. Bilko (1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more.
