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- Season 1 overviewSep 22, 2003-May 24, 200424 episodesSeason 1 episodes1. Pilot Sep 22, 2003
- Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.
- 2. Big Flappy Bastards Sep 29, 2003
- Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.
- One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
- Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.
- 5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Oct 20, 2003
- Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
- After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.
- For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
- 8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Nov 10, 2003
- Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.
- 9. Phase One, Complete Nov 17, 2003
- Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.
- 10. Merry Thanksgiving Nov 24, 2003
- In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.
- 11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Dec 15, 2003
- Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.
- 12. Camel Filters and Pheremones Jan 5, 2004
- The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.
- 13. Sarah Like Puny Alan Jan 12, 2004
- Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.
- 14. I Can't Afford Hyenas Feb 2, 2004
- Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.
- 15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Feb 9, 2004
- Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).
- 16. That Was Saliva, Alan Feb 16, 2004
- Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.
- 17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Feb 23, 2004
- Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
- 18. An Old Flame With a New Wick Mar 1, 2004
- Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
- Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
- 20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Apr 19, 2004
- After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.
- 21. No Sniffing, No Wowing May 3, 2004
- Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.
- 22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet May 10, 2004
- Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.
- 23. Just Like Buffalo May 17, 2004
- Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
- 24. Can You Feel My Finger? May 24, 2004
- A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
The first season of Two and a Half Men, an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, aired its pilot episode on September 22, 2003, at 9:30 p.m., ET / PT, on CBS, a U.S. broadcast television network.
Fri, Jun 2, 2006. After his wife kicks him out of the house, Alan must move in with his brother Charlie. 8.1/10 (1.3K) Rate. Watch options. S1.E1 ∙ Pilot. Mon, Sep 22, 2003. After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife Judith, kicks him out and he turns to his older brother Charlie for help.
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Two and a Half Men. Season 1. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy?-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise - complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life.
Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
With Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Season 1. 24 EPISODES. Charlie Harper’s bachelor lifestyle is upended when his uptight brother Alan and Alan's 10-year-old son Jake move in with him. Season 2. 24 EPISODES. Bachelor Charlie tries to remember the name of the girl showering upstairs, while Alan tries to get his ex-wife to remarry him so he can stop paying alimony. Season 3.