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30th Birthday Jokes: One-Liners. Life not only begins at 30, it begins to show. One good thing about turning 30: you’re not turning 40. Thirty really sneaks up on you – kinda like a thong. - Melanie White. At thirty you can get flirty without being dirty. - Greg Tamblyn. Everyone says 30-year-olds should settle down. I think I’ve just settled.
- From a 30 year old memory of a joke someone's grandfather told. Brad's first year away at university was a lot of partying and paying for his friend's.
- A 30 year old jobless, homeless, broke guy went to a palm reading fortune teller to know when will his life be better. Guy: How will my future be? FT: Till you're 42, you'll suffer thinking about your life getting ruined, cleaned out, agonized, strapped, tortured, penniless, distressed, dirt poor, tormented, wasted, unproductive, exhausted, dried up and living a lifeless life.
- A 30 year old guy goes to the doctor for a check up. After running some labs and checking vitals, the doctor asks the patient some questions. Doctor: How often do you drink?
- Did you hear about the 30 year old virgins' birthday party? It was celibatory.
- Jill Zwarensteyn
- "Welcome to your 30's, where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days." Whose age is it anyway?
- "Welcome to the age your childhood self couldn't even fathom. Happy 30th. " Photo by Someecards. Thinking about turning 30 seemed like a fairy tale when we were kids.
- "Welcome to your 30's: where all your friends have babies, body parts hurt for no reason and being asleep by 9 p.m. is the regular routine, even on weekends.
- "I'm not 30. It's my 1st anniversary of my 29th bithday. " And you shall have many of these anniversaries.
42 entries are tagged with turning 30 jokes. 1. Some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore
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At birth, success is being alive. At age 3, success is not pooping your pants. At age 10, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a driver's license. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 30, success is having money... At age 40, success is having money. At age 55, success is having sex.
Age one liners. I grew a beard thinking it would say "Distinguished Gentleman." Instead, turns out it says, "Senior Discount, Please!" One liner tags: age, attitude. 82.78 % / 1668 votes. When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive...
Following is our collection of funny Old Age jokes.There are some old age jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.