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- “I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled.
- “There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible."
- “It reminds me of that old joke- you know, a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in?
- “I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.” ― Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay.
Annie Hall: Directed by Woody Allen. With Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Tony Roberts, Carol Kane. Alvy Singer, a divorced Jewish comedian, reflects on his relationship with ex-lover Annie Hall, an aspiring nightclub singer, which ended abruptly just like his previous marriages.
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There's an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small por...[voiceover] My analyst says I exaggerate my childhood memories, but I swear, I was brought up underneath the roller coaster in the Coney Islandsection of Brooklyn. Maybe that accounts for my person...I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know h...I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emot...Mrs. Singer: He's been depressed. All of a sudden, he can't do anything.Dr. Flicker: Why are you depressed, Alvy?Mrs. Singer: Tell Dr. Flicker. It's something he read.Dr. Flicker: Something you read, huh?Alvy Singer: The universe is expanding.Dr. Flicker: The universe is expanding?Annie Hall quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseAnnie Hall at Rotten TomatoesAnnie Hall at Filmsite.orgThe Official Annie HallSite#2: Annie: You're seeing an analyst? Alvy: Just for 15 years. I'm giving him one more year and then I'm going to Lourdes. #3: Annie: Well, have you ever made love high? Alvy: Me? No. I - I, you know, If I have grass or alcohol or anything, I get unbearably wonderful. I get too, too wonderful for words.
Learn the meaning and context of the famous quotes in Annie Hall, Woody Allen's classic comedy about love and relationships. Find out how Alvy Singer's humor, neuroses, and self-deprecation shape the film's themes and motifs.
Annie: I know, because of our sexual problem, right? Alvy: Everybody on line at The New Yorker has to know our rate of intercourse? Annie: You know, you're so ego-centric that if I miss my therapy, you can only think of it in terms of how it affects you!... Alvy: What do you mean, our sexual problem? I mean, I'm comparatively normal for a guy ...
