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- I Weigh 92 Pounds. Willie: You can't drink worth sh*t. Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you d*ck! 18 votes.
- Everything About You Is Ugly. Marcus: You're an emotional f*cking cripple. Your soul is dog sh*t. Every single f*cking thing about you is ugly. 28 votes.
- It Made Me Feel Good. Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner. Marcus: Yeah? You f*cking petites now? Willie: No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the sh*t out of some kids today.
- Santa! Sue: F*ck me, Santa! F*ck me, Santa! 25 votes.
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Bad Santa: Directed by Terry Zwigoff. With Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Graham. A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid.
Nov 26, 2018 · As Bad Santa turns 15, it’s time to reminisce on the rarest of things, a superb comedy that managed to sneak under the radar and become an instant cult-classic. With this in mind, here are some...
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Dec 16, 2015 · These ‘Bad Santa’ Lines Will Get You Slapped. There had been plenty of Ebenezer Scrooges before Bad Santa came along in 2003, but none of them hated Christmas with the vitriol of Willie...
Sep 10, 2023 · Bad Santa quotes that will make you laugh out loud. Find all of your favorite lines from the classic holiday movie here!
