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    • 121 VOTES. Bottle Of Lube. Seth: What, you think Becca's going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy!
    • 147 VOTES. My Back. Seth: Well, Jules, funny thing about my back is it's located on my c*ck! ha ha! 147 votes.
    • 88 VOTES. If You Were A Man. Becca: You have such a smooth c*ck! Evan: Yours would be too... if you were a man. 88 votes.
    • 259 VOTES. Fairy Tale Name. Fogell: Yo, guys! What's up? Evan: Fogell, where have you been, man? Seth: You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it.
    • “They said that would happen in Health…when I learned about it.” Evan. When Becca finally makes a move on Evan, he hilariously references the scientific information he learned in Health class as things heat up between them.
    • “It’s a good thing. It’s the best. Down the hatch.” Evan. The awkward Evan has a brief conversation with himself in the mirror before trying to hook up with Becca (Martha MacIssac) and tries to take a swig of hard alcohol, which he instantly spits out.
    • “I’m Seth! Let’s do another one to me!” Seth. Seth becomes the life of Jules' party by bringing alcohol even though nobody knows who he is. The group takes shots in celebration of Seth's contributions.
    • “He’s a freak. He’s the fastest kid alive.” Officer Michaels. Officer Michaels tries to chase down Evan after Seth gets hit by a car (again). Evan is much too fast for the out-of-shape Michaels to keep up with, leading to this funny line as he gasps for air.
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    • "All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2, it doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin! "
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    • "He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. "
    • "My older brother always says like the nastiest shit. He used to call me 'hymen' until I was 12. "
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    “That’s the coolest f**king story I’ve ever heard in my entire life! That’s insane. Is it...Can I hear it again? Do you have time?” When Fogell comes into Seth and Evan’s home-ec class, he’s all excited to tell them a story. Then he proceeds to tell them about the most insignificant non-event of his day. He was walking down the hallway behind the g...

    “McLovin’s our friend! We should be guiding... not blocking...” When Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg first started working on their screenplay for Superbadas a pair of 13-year-olds growing up in Canada, Rogen intended to play the lead role of Seth (the character named after him). But by the time producer Judd Apatow bought the script and got it into p...

    “I kinda had this problem. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don’t know why, I would just kind of sit around all day...and draw pictures of d**ks.” RELATED: Maniac Trailer: Jonah Hill & Emma Stone Star In Netflix's New Series Michael Cera’s Evan is so bewildered when Jonah Hill’s Seth first tells him about it in the ...

    “I don’t wanna sit here alone, cooking... – no offense – and I just think that I don’t ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No!” RELATED: Disney's Cruella Movie Starring Emma Stone Eyes I, Tonya Director Anyone who’s ever been to high school knows that most of the classes are completely irrelevant...

    “So, we’ve got an African Jew wearing a hoodie...” RELATED: Michael Cera: 'Superbad 2' Isn't Necessary; Has Never Been Discussed Superbad fans probably wouldn’t object to a full Naked Gun-style movie spun off from Seth Rogen and Bill Hader’s cop characters, Officer Michaels and Officer Slater. They bumble their way through questioning the witnesses...

    “I heard she got breast reduction surgery.” “What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.” “She had back problems, man.” Not only does this little snippet of conversation shed light on the chauvinistic and sex-obsessed nature of teenage boys, it also points out that women’s whole lives don’t revolve around being a...

    “Prepare to be f**ked by the long d**k of the law!” In the police community, there’s an oft-quoted adage that uses the phrase “the long arm of the law” to refer to law enforcement institutions cracking down on criminals. But since we all know what kind of jokes Seth Rogen likes to make, when he plays a cop, he doesn’t talk about “the long arm of th...

    “So, you guys on MySpace, or...?” Joe Lo Truglio is now, of course, best known for playing Charles Boyle on Brooklyn Nine-Nine – a lovable, innocent, wholesome character. But his role in Superbadshows that he can play a total creep just as well. He hits Seth with his car, then offers him a measly $7 to keep him from going to the cops. When that’s n...

    “Old enough...to party.” Despite Fogell’s best efforts to convince the cashier at the liquor store he’s over 21, the store is robbed as he hands over his ID. So, there was no need for him to tell her, as she scanned a pack of beers, “I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years. I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.” RELATED: 20 Cr...

    “It doesn’t even have a first name – it just says McLovin!” Fogell was supposed to get his fake ID during lunch and he was nowhere to be found. So, Seth and Evan spend the afternoon thinking he flaked out and they won’t be able to come through on their promise to Jules. But then he turns up at the end of the day and shows them his ID – which just s...

  2. Sep 8, 2023 · 1. “One name, who are you, Seal?” – Evan. 2. “You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’. We could be that mistake!” – Seth. 3. “’Muhammad’ is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once!” – Fogell. 4. “Hawaii. All right, that’s good.

  3. www.thenarratologist.com › best-superbad-quotesBest superbad quotes

    Read these Superbad quotes. “I am McLovin!”. “I’m trying this new thing where I don’t talk to people I don’t know.”. “I’m gonna be honest with you, Rod. I’m kinda retarded.”. “I’m like the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch.”. “I’m not a nerd.

  4. Superbad: Directed by Greg Mottola. With Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader. Two co-dependent high school seniors are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

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