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    • Jun 12, 2016
    • 7.9M
    • Comedy of Bill Burr
  2. Sep 4, 2020 · The great Bill Burr's 2nd stand-up special, filmed in San Francisco's Fillmore Auditorium in 2010.Check my "Stand-Up Comedy" playlist for more full shows and...

  3. Apr 16, 2024 · Bill Burr is a stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster known for his irreverent humor, sharp wit, and unfiltered commentary on various social and cultural is...

    • Pro Swine Flu
    • Being A Mother
    • Don’T Wanna Be That Guy
    • Little Things
    • What Are You, A fag?
    • Free Dog
    • Sarah Mclachlan
    • Hell Hound
    • Old Man Face

    I…I have been on the road for the last five months. I don’t know, man. I’m just really thinking the worst of people. I really am. You should see some of the animals—some of the animals I see. Like, I was in the airport the other day, right? I’m sitting there waiting for my flight to take my life and watching this—watching this lady. She’s eating eg...

    So… I’ve got a girlfriend, man. I watch a lot of TV with her, you know? I just annoy the hell out of her. She loves watching the Oprah Winfrey show, and I love, like, watching her watch the Oprah Winfrey show. And I wait for Oprah to say something stupid, and the second she does, I just take it out on my girl, because I’m an asshole. No, it’s what ...

    I’m halfway through my life at this age, you know, and I’ve been an angry son of a bitch, and I’ve got to turn this around, man. I’m embarrassed with my—I don’t wanna be that guy. You die as the angry guy. That’s the worst dude to die as, because then people have got to try to think of happy shit to say about you at your funeral. They’re just sitti...

    Now, I know I just sort of mentioned killing myselfthere. I don’t want to freak you out, all right, because I did that joke when I was down in the BIBLE BELT, and I was down south, and this girl took me really seriously. She came up to me at the end of the show, and she’s like, “you’re not really thinking about doing something like that, are you? Y...

    So anyway, so I decided not to go home for the holidays. That’s what I’m really trying to tell you here. No, I did. I kind of came to this epiphany. I’m like, “man, I’m 41 years old. My dad had five kids by the time he was my age. I’ve got to get on with my life here.” So I was, like, going, “you know what? I’m not working Thanksgiving. I’m not wor...

    I got a dog recently, everybody. That’s, like, the big thing. Yes, I did. I’m psyched. I went down to the pound. I got one of those free dogs, free dog. That’s how I say it too. I don’t say, “I rescued a dog.” I hate when people say that stuff. They say, “she’s a rescue. I rescued her.” Really? Did you pull her out of a burning building?” “Did you ...

    Yeah, so we have, like, this stalemate, you know. I wanted the brand-new bulldog, you know, and she kept seeing that Sarah McLaughlin commercial, getting all sad, you know? Oh, they ought to get sued for false advertisement in that thing. I swear to God. They handpicked those dogs, the cutest little fuzzy… “I just want to play frisbee,” those cute ...

    Didn’t know what to do, so we were at a stalemate, so my girl did what most females do. They just figure, “I know it’s good for him. I know it’s gonna make him happy. I’m gonna make a major decision without him, and then he’s gonna deal with it.” Yeah, that’s how i got a dog. I got a dog when i was on the road. I was on the road, and I just had a m...

    And I’m 41 years old, and if I’m lucky, you know what I realized? I’m halfway through my shit right now. I’m halfway through my life, so, you know, I’m getting nervous, you know, about dying, you know, just growing old, man. I was never really nervous about till I got to this age, and, you know—you know what it was? I went to my grandmother’s 100-y...

  4. Bill Burr: Let It Go: Directed by Shannon Hartman. With Bill Burr. Stand-up comedian Bill Burr's 2010 comedy special.

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    • Shannon Hartman
    • 2010-09-18
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  6. Bill Burr: Let It Go. LET IT GO represents the culmination of material I developed on the road from 2008-2009. 711 1 h 4 min 2010. 18+.

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