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  1. Browse 153 quotes by the Scottish comedian, actor and author Billy Connolly. Find humor, wisdom and insight on topics such as life, love, politics, sex and more.

    • “When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?” ― Billy Connolly.
    • “Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!” ― Billy Connolly.
    • “Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ” ― Billy Connolly.
    • “Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!” ― Billy Connolly.
  2. Find and share the best quotes by Billy Connolly, a Scottish comedian, actor and artist. Browse his humorous and insightful remarks on topics such as religion, art, comedy, life and more.

  3. Apr 3, 2023 · Enjoy 17 of the Big Yin's funniest and most interesting quotes on art, marriage, fame and Scotland. From his comedy career to his retirement from live shows, Billy Connolly is one of the UK's most loved comedians and artists.

  4. Dec 1, 2017 · Celebrate the Scottish comedian's 75th birthday with 75 of his most memorable quips, from his views on marriage, religion, sex and more. Warning: adult humour follows (of course).

  5. Jan 26, 2024 · Celebrate the 80th birthday of the Big Yin with 80 of his best jokes and one liners. From Scottish heritage to movie star death, Billy Connolly's comedy is hilarious and witty.

  6. Jun 17, 2017 · Billy Connolly's funniest, wisest quotes. "I was brought up as a Catholic. I've got A-level guilt." Billy Connolly was born in Dover Street, in Anderston, Glasgow. "Never trust a...

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