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Best BoJack Horseman Quotes. 1. “He’s so stupid, he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.” – BoJack Horseman. 2. “Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.” – Mr. Peanutbutter. 3. “You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you’re not.”
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- “No one watches the show to feel feelings. Life is depressing enough already.” Occasionally on BoJack Horseman, we’ll get a flashback to when Horsin’ Around was still on the air and BoJack was working with his friend Herb on the scripts and the story arcs.
- “I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!” There is much debate about what the underlying ideology is in BoJack Horseman.
- “I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.” The best quotes from BoJack Horseman are the ones that walk the fine line between sad and funny.
- “Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now, you know me.” BoJack has always struggled in the dating world, and it’s mostly his own fault.
- "You're BoJack Horseman. There's No Cure For That." Beatrice Horseman - Season 2, Episode 1: "Brand New Couch"
- "You Can't Keep Doing S**tty Things, And Then Feel Bad About Yourself..." Todd - Season 3, Episode 10: "It's You" This was one of the most powerful BoJack Horseman quotes of the entire show.
- "I Want To Feel Good About Myself. The Way You Do. And I Don't Know How. I Don't Know If I Can." Bojack Horseman - Season 2, Episode 8: "Let's Find Out"
- "That Voice, The One That Tells You You're Worthless And Stupid And Ugly?... It Goes Away, Right?" Hollyhock - Season 4, Episode 6: "Stupid Piece Of Sh*t"
- "We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less." — Season 1, Episode 7: "Say Anything"
- "Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone." — Season 1, Episode 9: "Horse Majeure"
- "I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it." — Season 2, Episode 12: "Out to Sea"
- "Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled."
BoJack: I parked in a handicapped spot, I hope that's okay. Charlie Rose: You parked in a—? BoJack: I'm sorry, disabled spot. Is that the—proper—nomenclature? Charlie Rose: Maybe you should move the car. BoJack: No, I don't think I should drive right now. I'm-I'm incredibly drunk. Charlie Rose...
May 5, 2020 · Vote up the most memorable quotes. Here are the best quotes from the Netflix original series BoJack Horseman. Since its 2014 premiere, the animated comedy centered around a has-been Hollywood star (who also happens to be a talking horse) brought audiences many quotable and funny lines from characters, like BoJack (Will Arnett), Mr. Peanutbutter ...
BoJack: Hey, I wanted to talk to you about... you know. I feel bad about what happened. Herb: So, you're apologizing. BoJack: Yes. I'm sorry. Herb: Okay. I don't forgive you. BoJack:...Herb, I said I'm sorry. Herb: Yeah, and I do not forgive you. BoJack: Uh... not sure you get what's happening here. This could be the last time that—
