David Carradine
Coy 'Cannonball' Buckman
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- “ Mr. Foyt: Well, how do you all feel now you have raped the American highways? J.J. McClure: Beautiful!” — A. F. Foyt, The Cannonball Run
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- Ron Burgundy
- Veronica Corningstone
- Brian Fantana
- Champion "Champ" Kind
- Brick Tamland
- Edward "Ed" Harken
- Public News Anchor
- Arturo Mendez
- Narrator
- Dialogue
How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin. La - Lanolin? Like - like sheep...Mm, I love scotch. I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm.The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.Oh, come on. Audrey. I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well, if you were a man, I would punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league.[voiceover, after witnessing the sexism exhibited by the news team]Huh, here we go again. Every station, it's the same. Women ask me how I put up with it. Well, the truth is, I don't really have a...
People call me the Bri-man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nickname...It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.Champ here. I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I've become kind of famous for m...I woke up this morning on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would not stop screaming!I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite, and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have...[from the outtakes]I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.[from the outtakes]I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said. My stomach's itchy.[from the outtakes]I pooped a hammer.[on the phone]Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase. I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults. We've both seen our sh...[to Veronica Corningstone]Apparently, my son was on something called acid and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd. You know how kids are!Not so fast, you ingrates! Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some ass. No commercials! No mercy!
Como éstan, bitches! Spanish language news is here. Tonight's top story: the sewers run red with Burgundy's blood.Policia![voiceover] There was a time, a time before cable, when the local anchorman reigned supreme, when people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the...[voiceover]When the clock struck six, it meant one thing for Ron Burgundy and his news team: go time.Ed: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic.[Everyone cheers.]Brian: Yeah! Yeah!Ron: Super duper, gang! Super duper! That's nice! Way to go! Neat-o, gang.Brick: Yes!Ron: Boy, Ed, that is good news. I gotta be honest.A great memorable quote from the Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy movie on Quotes.net - Ron Burgundy: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!
With Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Farrah Fawcett, Dom DeLuise. A wide variety of eccentric competitors participate in a wild and illegal cross-country road race. However, the eccentric entrants will do anything to win the road race, including low-down, dirty tricks.
Every highway patrolman from here to Philadephia will be out to nail ya. I'd advise you all to stick to the back roads as much as possible. Gentlemen, start your engines! We're trying to get a word here with Brad Phillips, organizer of the race. Brad, tell me, your race has been called an outlaw sporting event.
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