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  2. Funny Christmas Poems. Published: December 2018. Humorous Poems about Christmas that will you make smile. Enjoy this collection of cute rhyming Christmas poems for kids and adults about Santa Claus, the last minute rush to buy presents and spending time with family. 6 Funny Christmas Poems For Kids And Adults. Christmas Poetry Collections.

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  3. Families Unite. Poet: Catherine Pulsifer. Christmas is a season of joy and cheer, When chaos and laughter all doth appear. Families unite, oh what a delight, Gathered around the tree, what a sight! My Uncle eats cookies till he’s blue, And my Aunt knits sweaters for me and you. The turkey’s too big, it won’t fit the tray,

    • Help Wanted. Santa needs new reindeer. The first bunch has grown old. Dasher has arthritis; Comet hates the cold. Prancer's sick of staring. at Dancer's big behind.
    • Talking Turkeys. Be nice to yu turkeys. dis christmas. Cos’ turkeys just wanna hav fun. Turkeys are cool, turkeys. are wicked. An every turkey has a Mum.
    • The Christmas Tree Light Stringer's Lament. I strung the lights on the Christmas tree, And gingerly plugged them in. That's when I noticed a bulb was out,
    • A Chubby Snowman. A chubby little snowman. had a carrot nose. Along came a bunny, and what do you suppose? That hungry little bunny, looking for some lunch,
  4. 1. "Santa's Diet" by Anonymous. Santa Claus is known for his love of cookies and milk, but have you ever wondered how he manages to stay in shape while indulging in these treats? This humorous poem offers a witty explanation: Down the chimney Santa flew, Eating cookies as he flew, But Santa's weight, it didn't grow, For Santa's secret, we now know!

  5. Oct 24, 2023 · There are many ways to craft a funny Christmas poem if you use the structure of verse you're already familiar with, such as " 'Twas the Night Before Christmas ." Incorporate family tales, nicknames, travel adventures, and other inside jokes for something truly original. Here's a great example:

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  6. 1. Twas the Night Before Christmas and the Dog Ate the Turkey. ‘Twas the time of merriment before the festive dawn, Not a person stirring, not even on the lawn, In a mischievous adventure, unseen, so quirky, Alas, our dog got peckish and gobbled up the turkey! Stockings hung in shock, while Santa laughed in glee,

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