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* Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off! * [Shows Happy his wooden hand] * Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD! * Chubbs: Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. Look at that. * [Shows ...
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Chubbs : Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off! [Shows Happy his wooden hand] Happy Gilmore : OH MY GOD! Chubbs : Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though.
Happy Gilmore: You're pretty sick, Chubbs. -- Chubbs. [ in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. The crowd goes wild] Happy Gilmore: [ shouts] He shoots, he scores! [ Happy turns to Chubbs] Happy Gilmore: Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting.
Jul 13, 2021 · 1. “Terry: The only thing you ever talk about anymore is becoming a hockey player. The problem with that is you’re not a good player.”. Happy: You’re wrong. I am a good player. You’re a terrible kindergarten teacher. I’ve seen the work you bring home from school and it’s terrible.”. 2. “Shooter: You’re in for it now, Gilmore.
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5. Chubbs Peterson: “Thanks for dressing up.”. Happy Gilmore: “If I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.”. 6. Happy Gilmore: “I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!”. Shooter McGavin: “Well, I’d like to see you try.”.
