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    Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

    PG-132004 · Comedy · 1h 32m

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  1. Mar 13, 2021 · 1. "If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge!" - Patches O'Houlihan. 2. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!" - White Goodman. 3. "Fran: You are the one that stares at me. Why is this? Owen: Because you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

    • "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." - Patches O'Houlihan.
    • "Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge." - Patches O'Houlihan.
    • "L for 'love.' Good times. " - Gordon.
    • "Thank you, Chuck Norris." - Peter LaFleur.
  2. Find the best quotes from the 2004 comedy film Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Christine Taylor. See the hilarious dialogue between the dodgeball players, coaches and commentators.

  3. A collection of 21 quotes from the 2004 comedy film Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, starring Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller and Rip Torn. The quotes cover topics such as business, sports, culture, love and more. See the plot summary, cast and trivia of the movie on the web page.

    • Peter La Fleur
    • White Goodman
    • Patches O'Houlihan
    • Pepper
    • Dwight
    • Gordon
    • Steve The Pirate
    • Dialogue
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    It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.
    I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I've gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal.
    I'd love to, but I don't think they make a "sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card.
    Ball me, Blazer.
    Oh, now he's a philoso-phizer.
    Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! Prepare to be humiliated on cable television.
    That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.
    I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.
    [When questioned on learning how to dodge balls] That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face]...
    If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!
    Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.
    They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
    I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.
    Pepper needs new shorts!
    I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
    Oh, snap!
    We're gonna get our taints handed to us!
    They got guys named Laser, Blazer, Taser and all other kinds of 'asers'!
    That guy's a dickhead.
    [deleted scene and confronting his faithless mail-order wife]I want a divorce!
    [alarmed by the redneck owner of the truck.]Um Guys, guys. Not to be a naysayer or anything, but the only customer we've had is that weird guy who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck.
    Bollocks!
    Gar, this sucks!
    Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster.
    I'm gonna send you to hell!

    Globo Gym Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? White:[finishing a ride on the skis]Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck wi...

    Grab life by the balls.
    Go Balls Deep! (Banner on display in arena.)
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  6. Oct 5, 2016 · Find seven memorable lines from the comedy film Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story that can motivate your team or make you laugh. From Patches O'Houlihan to Lance Armstrong, these quotes capture the spirit of dodgeball and teamwork.

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