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Mar 12, 2024 · 1. “I’m just here for the chocolate. Happy Easter!” 2. “Remember, calories don’t count on Easter!” (Shop card at Etsy) Funny printable Easter card. 3. “Easter: when eating chocolate for breakfast is acceptable.” 4. “Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.” (Shop card at Etsy) Photo courtesy of Animal Crackers Studio. 5.
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“As for me, I will follow the path of the pink bunnies.” — Magenta Periwinkle“Every day is a renewal, every morning the daily miracle. This joy you feel is life.” — Gertrude Stein“Then came the healing time, hearts started to shine, soul felt so fine, oh what a freeing time it was.” — Aberjhani, “Songs from the Black Skylar, zPed Music Player”“Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn.” — Mahatma Gandhi“Oh, carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it's maaaa-gic!” — Bugs Bunny“I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?” — Tim, “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”“Go quickly, and tell His disciples that He is risen from the dead.” — Matthew 28:7“Let your light shine before others.” — Matthew 5:16“Jesus answered him, truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.” — Luke 23:43“Nothing ever seems impossible in spring, you know.” — L.M. Montgomery“Spring buds burst to bloom, and the river carries their song of life.” ― Jayita Bhattacharjee“Where flowers bloom, so does hope.” — Lady Bird JohnsonPeople also ask
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- Can we all agree that no one eats these? "Happy Easter to all my peeps!"
- Bunny ears are only funny when you're, well... not a bunny. "Bunny ears: you're doing it wrong..."
- We have no mercy on those chocolate rabbits. "My butt hurts!!!" "What??"
- Real eggs don't tear other eggs down. "Check out the dye job on her..." "Tramp."
Mar 7, 2023 · Funny Happy Easter Quotes, Wishes and Messages. Get inspired by these funny Happy Easter wishes and messages. You’ll also find funny happy Easter quotes below. Pick the best funny Easter messages here. “Beware of the Easter bunny! It comes with a lot of tasty calories and a fun time with family.” “My chocolate bunny is bigger than yours.
Mar 31, 2021 · 45 Funny Instagram Captions To Share With Any Easter Pic. “Golf is just the adult version of an Easter Egg Hunt.”. by Kaitlyn Wylde. Updated: March 31, 2021. Originally Published: April...
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Feb 22, 2023 · Thinking of you and hoping the miracle of Easter Sunday brings peace to you and your family. May grace and blessings shine their light upon you on this day. Here's hoping your Easter eggs are...
108 Easter Quotes for Cards & Social Media. Here’s a curated selection of cute and funny easter quotes and captions, organized by type: Funny Easter Quotes. Looking to crack a smile on your friends and family? Check out these funny Easter quotes and phrases. “The Easter bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig.” — Steve ...
