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- “Beautiful, I'm drunk. I'm drunk, so what? I'm drunk. You know what? I got drunk in my motherfuckin' kitchen and I was drinking out of my glass in my motherfuckin' house. So fuck it.”
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Eddie Murphy: Hey boy, hear you been talkin' about me! Eddie Murphy: No, I haven't. Eddie Murphy: Okay, you haven't been talkin' about me. Then somebody told me. "You have to watch out for them quiet dudes like Michael Jackson, he might be one mean mother when he's mad." Yeah like Michael's gonna come up to me and say. Eddie Murphy: "Eddie Murphy!
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Eddie Murphy: Raw: Directed by Robert Townsend. With Eddie Murphy, Tatyana Ali, Billie Allen, Clebert Ford. Eddie Murphy in a stand-up performance recorded live. For an hour and a half he talks about his favourite subjects: sex and women.
May 16, 2019 · I’ll just have a salad.” “What you want to drink?” “Water.” “What movie you wanna see after you finish eating?” “Whatever you wanna see is OK with me. “As long as it’s a PG. I hate scary movies.” “This is my friend Bob and Karen.” “Hi.” “What’s your problem?” “I’m just a little shy.”
Eddie Murphy: Now I can't have no 'curse' show, I mean I gotta throw in a few jokes in between the curses, I can't come out and go "Hello! Filth flar'n filth, motherf***er, dick, p*ssy, snot, and sh*t. Good night! Suck my dick!" Eddie Murphy: Hey, don't mind the cameras, everyone. They're filming a movie up in here.
- Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten. Eddie Murphy. Writing, Were Not Meant To Be, Taste.
- The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice. Eddie Murphy. Giving, Advice.
- All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece. Eddie Murphy. Men, Self, Ideas.
- You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad. Eddie Murphy. People, Good Things, Feels.
Nov 10, 2017 · Well, besides his leather suit, I have compiled a list of the top 4: #4: Women are vindictive and will ‘take half of your shit.’. Eddie Murphy spent the better half of his routine explaining how he had just learned that women can take half of a man’s income after a divorce. Yes, this can be true by law. However, it is too stereotypical to ...
