- Happy Birthday Messages
- Funny Birthday Messages for Friends. When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted!
- Funny Birthday Messages for Women. May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady! Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!
- Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for Men. Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway! Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!
- Q&A Birthday Jokes. Q: Do you by any chance know what constantly goes up, but never ever comes down? A: Your ever-growing age! Q: What does the average cat love to eat at her birthday party?
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Sep 26, 2020 · Find even more funny birthday wishes here! Happy birthday! You are not old. You are old enough to do what you want and pretend you don't remember doing it. Happy birthday! You've been granted another chance to show that getting older means getting wiser (not just tired and achy). Happy birthday.
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- "May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."
- "I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born... Happy Birthday! "
- "Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake. "
- "Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."
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138 FUNNY BIRTHDAY WISHES POEMS Your birthday is the perfect excuse to drink on a weekday. Happy Birthday Just wanted to be the first person to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in prison.