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- “Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig.” George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, critic/polemicist.
- “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower, the 34th president of the US.
- “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White, retired stand-up comedian.
- “If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” – J Paul Getty, British petroleum industrialist, the CEO of Getty Oil Company.
From jokes about office life to smart thoughts on making money and being a boss, we’ve got something to make you smile. So, pause your busy day and let these funny quotes remind you to laugh and experience joy sometimes.
These are some of the funniest and craziest quotes from successful people: * Ted Turner – American entrepreneur, the founder of the news network – CNN. My son is now an ‘entrepreneur’. That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job. * Steve Jobs – one of the founders of Apple Inc.
These funny business quotes will make you laugh out loud. They are perfect for presentations, videos, and blog posts to engage your audience.
- In all seriousness, business can be pretty funny. From rickety leadership to entropic working styles, the business world, like real life, is shaded with chuckles.
- Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. John Ciardi. Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? Steve Jobs. The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
- When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp. Ronald Reagan. Tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them.
- Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. Cyril Northcote Parkinson/Parkinson’s Law. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Funny Business Quotes. Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. Peter Drucker. Inspirational, Change, Leadership. 391 Copy quote. Show source. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. Harold Geneen.
Aug 16, 2014 · So, here are seven funny quotes that every entrepreneur should know, and their leadership implications: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -- Steve Martin. Stating the obvious...
