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  1. 3. Being Brave At Night. Famous Poem. Top 100 37. By Edgar A. Guest. The other night 'bout two o'clock, or maybe it was three, An elephant with shining tusks came chasing after me. His trunk was wavin' in the air an' spoutin' jets of steam. An' he was out to eat me up, but still I didn't scream.

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    • Granny by Spike Milligan

    The grass needs cutting, I must mend the gate. I’m expecting a parcel, I hope it’s not late. I must get a wash on. There’s the ironing too. The gas bill needs paying. There’s so much to do. I must send that email. I can’t really moan, This is the life, When you’re working from home. I’m due a long lie in I must feed the cat. There’s the dishes to d...

    The people upstairs all practise ballet Their living room is a bowling alley Their bedroom is full of conducted tours. Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the week. When they take a shower, your ceilings leak. They try to get their parties to mix By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks, And when their fun at last abate...

    Through every nook and every cranny The wind blew in on poor old Granny Around her knees, into each ear (And up her nose as well, I fear) All through the night the wind grew worse It nearly made the vicar curse The top had fallen off the steeple Just missing him (and other people) It blew on man, it blew on beast It blew on nun, it blew on priest I...

  2. Dec 29, 2023 · Funny poems for kids are a wonderful way to introduce children to the world of poetry while entertaining them. These poems often feature amusing narratives, playful language, and a rhythm that captivates young minds. This article will dive into a collection of funny poems that are perfect for kids, encouraging a love for reading and creativity.

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    • Eletephony – Laura Elizabeth Richards. Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant— No! I mean an elephone. Who tried to use the telephone—
    • Row Row Row Your Boat – Unknown. Row Row Row Your Boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily merrily. Life is but a dream.
    • The Little Turtle – Vachel Lindsay. There was a little turtle. He lived in a box. He swam in a puddle. He climbed on the rocks. He snapped at a mosquito. He snapped at a flea.
    • How not to have to dry the dishes – Shel Silverstein. If you have to dry the dishes. (Such an awful, boring chore) (‘Stead of going to the store)
  3. Welcome to Poetry4kids.com. The funny poetry playground of children’s author Kenn Nesbitt. Here you will find lots of funny poems for kids, classic children’s poems, games, poetry lessons and activities, plus a rhyming dictionary, videos, author visit information, and lots more! – Kenn Nesbitt, Former Children’s Poet Laureate (2013-15)

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  5. May 10, 2019 · Funny poems are a great way to introduce poetry to children. I remember still can remember poems from my childhood. Here is a list of 15 funny poems for kids. Many of them are bite-sized, great for recitation. I’ve separated them by theme such as family, animals, silliness, and much more.

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