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Sep 15, 2023 · 7. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”. Lily Tomlin. 8. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”. Billie Burke. 9. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”. Marie Osmond.
Mar 14, 2024 · Charles Shulz. “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”. – George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
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Positive Funny Affirmations. I see the positive side of life and capture it in laughter. Positivity is my north star; humor is my guiding light. I turn life’s hurdles into stepping stones of joy. Laughter is my tool for spreading positivity everywhere. I’m a positivity ninja, stealthily bringing smiles.
Jun 13, 2022 · Chris Rock. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”. Joe Girard. “Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”. William James. “Knowledge is like underwear.
Mar 29, 2021 · Just put your shoulders back and chin up, and face the world with pride." — Helen Mirren. 57. "Keep your chin up and toilet paper handy!" 58. “So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and ...
