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Have you heard the one about the mother who advised her young adult son to invite his new girlfriend over to his apartment for a home-cooked meal? As the man tells his mother the next day, the date didn’t go so well, because the girl refused to cook! This is a great illustration for a subject about selfishness or self-centered expectations. This il...
Did you know that more Americans can recite the ingredients for a Big Mac than can remember all ten of the Commandments given in the Old Testament? This illustration fromSermon Centralis funny but delivers its shock value in the same punch.
How is a sermon like a woman’s skirt? It should be long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep you interested! This classic joke – and many other humorous stories and sermon illustrations are onJava Casa. Check out all the great jokes and stories.
Do you use a GPS when you’re driving? What about using God’s Word like a GPS in life? This page onStuff Christians Likehas three great GPS-related humorous sermon illustrations. Level up your visuals: The 7 Design Mistakes You Might Be Making in Your Church Graphics
People can't get enough church bulletin bloopers such as this one, “Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.” Why do we find these so funny? Probably because the church bulletin is the last place you'd think you might find humor. Check out these additional 44 church bulletin bloopers at Pa...
Find biblical truths and everyday examples to illustrate your sermons on faith, belief, hope, and trusting God. Explore topics such as knowing the lesson plan, small obedience, immortality, patience, trust fall, and more.
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Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 16, 2002. A River Funny A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor: "If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river." The congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river."
Illustrations can be pulled from almost any area of life and brought to bear on faith. You could tell an example of a time you were highly stressed out as a way to kick off a sermon on anxiety and trusting the Lord. Or, you could include a paraphrased (and maybe PG) retelling of David and Bathsheba as an example illustration when preaching on ...
In an old “Peanuts” comic strip, the ill-tempered Lucy walks into the room where her little brother, Linus, is watching TV. “I was here first,” says Linus, “so I get to watch what I want.”. Without acknowledging him Lucy just walks over to the TV and switches over to another channel. “HEY!” shouts Linus.
734 Try finding humorous sermon illustrations in this. “Funny sermon illustrations.”. The phrase sounds lame, doesn’t it? Feels like anything labeled a Funny Sermon Illustration—by definition— couldn’t be funny. This may shock you, but those three words rank as a very popular search phrase every week on the Internet.
