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  2. Showing all 25 items. Jump to: Photos (19) Quotes (6) Photos. Quotes. Bill Lumbergh : Hello Peter, what's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay.

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    • Peter Gibbons
    • Bill Lumbergh
    • Milton Waddams
    • Michael Bolton
    • Samir Nagheenanajar
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    (to Michael, when the two of them are drinking at a bar)We don't have a lot of time on this Earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way! Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles stari...
    Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.
    (after Michael's computer virus has taken $300,000 over the weekend, and the trio try to absolve themselves)I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a di...
    Ah, ah, I almost forgot... I'm also going to need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. We, uhhh, lost some people this week and we sorta need to play catch-up. Thaaaaaanks.
    I'm going to need those TPS reports... ASAP...
    ...So, if you could do that, that would be great...
    Hello, Peter. What's happenin'?
    [Waiting at the bus stop; also his first lines]I-I was told that if I was late again, I would be summarily dismissed...
    [After Peter tells him to turn his radio down]I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones...
    [Talking to Peter on the phone]And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to qu...
    The ratio of cake to people is too big...
    Cockgobblers!
    There wasnothing wrong with it [his name]... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
    [Regarding the malfunctioning fax/copy machine]That thing's lucky I'm not armed.
    Yes, I am also not a pussy.
    [first lines, when he is in his car, driving to work and stuck in the traffic jam with Peter and Michael]Mother shitter, son of an ass! You, I just!
    [drunk singing]Back up in your ass with the resurrection.
    [frustrated with the malfunctioning printer]Why does it say "Paper Jam" when there IS no paper jam?!
    [Repeated line]Fuckin' A!
    [When asked by Peter if anybody has ever said "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"]No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
    [When Peter prepares to confess to stealing from his company, which will mean certain jail time.]Hey, Peter, watch your cornhole, bud.
    Female Temp: [handing out letters; reads the name on one]Michael...Bolton?
    Michael Bolton: [leans over to take the letter]Yeah, that's me.
    Female Temp: Wow! Is that your real name?
    Michael Bolton: [takes the letter, goes back to his computer]Yeah.
    Female Temp: So are you related to that singer guy?
    Michael Bolton: No. It's just a coincidence.
    Work Sucks
    I believe you have my stapler.
    Yeeeeaaaahh, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday...
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    • Greg Macarthur
    • Senior Features Writer
    • "I Asked For A Mai Tai, And They Brought Me A Piña Colada" The final scene of Office Space contains one of the best lines in the movie with Milton lounging on a beach.
    • "Say Hello To Lumbergh For Me!" Peter finds out that the girl he's been dating Joanna (Aniston) previously slept with Lumbergh, which is too much for him to handle.
    • "Call It A Going Away Present." Peter tells Michael and Samir that they're going to get fired while he'll get promoted, which is exactly what ends up happening.
    • "Illegal? Samir, This Is America!" Peter tries to convince his coworker Samir (Ajay Naidu) to go in on their scheme to creatively steal money from Initech with their other coworker Michael Bolton (David Herman).
    • I miss everything about Chicago, except January and February. Gary Cole. Cities, Missing, Chicago.
    • Let’s focus on where you could end up, not where you were or are. Gary Cole. Focus, Ends.
    • Good decisions don't make life easy, but they do make it easier. Gary Cole. Decision, Easy, Easier.
    • It's always best not to be thinking a hell of a lot while you're acting, because you want it to be as spontaneous as possible, not too intellectual. Just behaving and listening to other people who you're doing scenes with.
  4. Oct 18, 2018 · Office Space Quotes. Total quotes: 30. “We're gonna be getting rid of these people here….First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga...Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.” — Bob Porter , Office Space. Tagged: Layoffs.

  5. Office Space Quotes – ‘If I don’t get my stapler…’. Starring: Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, David Herman, Ajay Naidu, Diedrich Bader, Stephen Root, Gary Cole, Richard Riehle, Alexandra Wentworth, Joe Bays, John C. McGinley, Paul Willson, Michael McShane. Comedy written and directed by Mike Judge, and the story follows corporate ...

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