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“Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion. If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? George Carlin. Death, Funny But True, Persons. George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion. Good news for senior citizens: Death is near! George Carlin. Funny, Death, Senior. George Carlin (2004).
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- "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. "
- "Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. "
- "Some people see things that are and ask, 'Why?' Some people dream of things that never were and ask, 'Why not?' Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
- "Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."
Nov 17, 2009 · Comedian George Carlin, pictured above in 2004, died of heart failure in June, 2008 at the age of 71. During his 50-year career, irreverent comedian George Carlin stood in front of his...
- “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin.
- “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ― George Carlin.
- “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
- “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.
Apr 2, 2014 · Learn about the life and career of George Carlin, a comedian, writer and actor known for his controversial and satirical humor. Find out his famous quotes, his legal battles over obscenity and his cause of death in 2008.
