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    • Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
    • There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.
    • They misunderestimated me. When I first herd about Bush saying something this dim witted, the first thing that popped into my head was "how did we elect a president who appears to have failed 1st grade English class"?
    • I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. I can't think of a situation where we couldn't coexist peacefully with fish... We can, actually.
  1. Fool me - you can't get fooled again. George W. Bush. Funny, Stupid, Humorous. George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

    • Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
    • Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech. George W. Bush. Holiness, Speech, Funny Bush.
    • Wine is like beer except different. George W. Bush. Wine, Beer, Different.
    • The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. George W. Bush. Country, Majority, Funny Bush.
    • Barack Obama on Visiting 57 States. "I've now been in 50... seven states? I think one left to go." —Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon, May 9, 2008.
    • George W. Bush: Fool Me Once. "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you.
    • George H.W. Bush on Working With Reagan. "For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...
    • Dan Quayle on the Holocaust. "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century.
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    • Dan Quayle on the Holocaust. ''The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century.
    • George W. Bush on OB-GYNs. ''Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.''
    • Hank Johnson on Guam Capsizing. ''My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.'' —Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.)
    • George H.W. Bush's Freudian Slip. ''For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...
  2. Jun 14, 2019 · 8.4K votes. 1.7K voters. Serving eight years as President of the United States of America, George W. Bush brought us plenty of laughs with his many funny quotes, gaffes and other Bush-isms. What made things even funnier is that Bush often was clueless of how idiotic his words came out.

  3. Oct 8, 2003 · Quote: “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family” (Jan. 27, 2000). Quote: “This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It’s what you do when you run for ...

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