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Mr. Larson Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996) Mr. Larson Quotes: Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter? Shooter McGavin: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir. Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. Shooter McGavin: Well, moron... [ turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time]
- Bob Barker
Happy Gilmore: [Having a bad day of golfing due to a member...
- Shooter Mcgavin
[in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Soon...
- Lee Trevino
Virginia: [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] Hey, Hey,...
- Mover
Happy Gilmore: Give me the stupid club. [approaches the ball...
- Chubbs
[in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Soon...
- Gary Potter
Harness. Energy. Block. Bad. Feel the flow Happy. Feel it....
- Bob Barker
* Shooter McGavin: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir. * Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. * Shooter McGavin: Well, moron... * [turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time] * Shooter McGavin: good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!
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- Shooter McGavin: Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.
- Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.
- Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
- Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
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Chubbs: Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent and self discipline.Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass.Chubbs: Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball 400 yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!Happy: And how would I do that?Chubbs: You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.Happy: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?Happy Gilmore quotes at the Internet Movie DatabaseHappy Gilmore at Rotten TomatoesQuotes. [Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot] Mr. Larson : That's two thus far, Shooter. Shooter McGavin : Oh, you can count. Good for you. Mr. Larson : [points at him] And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
Sep 1, 2023 · 1. “You son of a bitch ball! Why don’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!” – Happy Gilmore . 2. “Dammed alligator just popped up, cut me down in my prime.” – Chubbs Peterson . 3. “The price is wrong, bitch!” – Happy Gilmore. 4. “Oh yeah. Lotta pressure ...
Feb 16, 2016 · In fact, I know most of the film word for word. In honor of Happy Gilmore ’s 20th anniversary I'm counting down the best 18 quotes of the movie. It certainly offers no shortage of amazing one...
