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  1. Feb 24, 2024 · The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Either that or she really hates doing laundry. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. Unless you’re trying to find your car keys, then you better use your eyes. Brevity is the soul of wit, unless you’re trying to explain your joke to your friends.

  2. Mar 12, 2024 · 18. “Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all.” —Sam Ewing. 19. “Hustle until your haters ask if you ...

  3. Dec 18, 2023 · I am changing the things I cannot accept.”. ― Angela Y. Davis. “Words are where most change begins.”. — Brandon Sanderson. “In any given moment we have two options: to step forward ...

  4. Jan 2, 2024 · Discover a collection of hilarious quotes about women that will make you laugh out loud. These funny quotes about women capture the essence of their unique quirks and characteristics, providing a lighthearted and humorous perspective on the fairer sex. From famous comedians to anonymous wisecrackers, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone and shed some light on the wonderful world of ...

  5. Aug 31, 2023 · Alternatively, you can add it to an Instagram caption to make people smile or write it on a Post-It for a pick-me-up. 1. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” —Thomas Eddison. 2. “If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.” —Donald Trump. 3.

  6. Votes: 1. Albert Brooks. There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. Votes: 1. Bill Cosby. A funny thing about near-future stories: the future catches up to them. If the author is unlucky, the future catches up faster than the book can get out the door. Votes: 1.

  7. Mar 12, 2024 · Things don’t have to change the world to be important. Steve Jobs. We change the world not by what we say or do, but as a consequence of what we have become. Dr. David Hawkins. When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. Tuli Kupferberg. In a progressive country change is constant; change is inevitable. Benjamin Disraeli