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Humour Quotes. Quotes tagged as "humour" Showing 1-30 of 7,650. “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”. ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time. tags: deadlines , humor , humour , work , writing.
Oct 21, 2021 · 100 Funny Quotes and Hilarious Sayings. By Lucie Turkel. Updated: Jul. 27, 2023. Your complete guide to funny quotes, hilarious sayings, and witty comebacks for every occasion. Funniest...
Mar 14, 2024 · Top Funny Quotes. I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. Mitch Hedberg. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Don Marquis. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne.
Nov 30, 2023 · These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work, and even nature. Enjoy quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope, Robin Williams, and more.
Oct 6, 2022 · Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find. The goal? To make you relax, laugh, and have a good time! 😂. Life is short and the happiest people are those who live lightly ( with a smile on their hearts). You’ll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more. Enjoy!
1. “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." —Mitch Hedberg. 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.”...
Humorous Quotes - BrainyQuote. I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. W. Somerset Maugham. Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. Flip Wilson. A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
